Moon Man

Moon Man (not to be confused with Mac Tonight) is one of the most hated organisms in the universe. He's a very racist moon, and he is also a member of Waternoose Incorporated. Many groups don't like him because in a nutshell he's way too racist. He was a failed McDonalds Mascot from the '80s. He hates African-Americans, Hispanics, Asians, Native Americans, g*ys, women (to a certain degree), Catholics, Jews, Muslims, kids, old farts, and many more. The M-san Bunch has avoided affliation with him, because of his h*m*phobic attitude. His catchphrase is "KKK, KKK, KKK!". There is a good chance he may be a member, affiliate, or supporter of the Ku Klux Klan (which probably explains why he always chants "KKK"). The only good thing about him, is that he makes good Moon Pies. He even says KKK when on the toilet.

Quotes

 * "KKK, KKK, KKK!"
 * "The South shall rise again!"