Dumb Donald

Donald "Dumb Donald" Harris (b. May 23, 1973) is a member of the Barney Bunch and one of the g*yest African-Americans in the world. He is famous for starring in many g*y p*rn*s; he made his first p*rn*, Dumb Donald F**ks Mushmouth, on August 7, 1989. Lots of people in Drewland find both his pink ski mask and green sweater very s*xy. He used to be a member of the Junkyard Gang until Fat Albert kicked both him and Mushmouth out because they kept r*ping Russell (you could say they had no class). Despite his nickname, Donald isn't really dumb; he is actually one of the smartest characters in the Barney Bunch. He has an IQ of 280. He also enjoys m*st*rb*ting over He-Man action figures, in fact, He-Man is actually one of Donald's g*y s*x idols (the others are Drew Pickles and Guan Yu). However, despite his enthusiasm, Donald still hasn't managed to join the He-Man Woman-Haters Club (or as he calls it, the He-Man No-Woman-Allowed Club). He also works at McDonalds, where he makes super-swell p**py burgers every day. In his free time, Donald writes and performs swell grunge songs that make even Kurt Cobain green with envy.