Drew Pickles

Andrew Louis "Drew" Pickles is the leader of The Barney Bunch. Born November 16, 1949, he is an American gay sex porn star, internationally known for his openly homosexual behavior, prolific pornographic filmography, frequent basis of homosexual intercourse performing, and being the son of gay sex porn star Lou Sr., who holds the title of "gayest man in the universe." Pickles holds an extensive criminal history of sexual misconduct, predominantly pertaining to rape, sodomy, and more frequently lesser charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct. Despite this, Pickles had managed to maintain voluntary gay sex and, in general, accept requests to avoid legal trouble, since an interview conducted in the early 1990s. He starred in the  The Drew Pickles Show , created for the LGBT-based channel, Logo, since its' premier in 1991, and its' spin-off,  Drew's Grown Down, But Not His Penis Size , which premiered in 2003. He is also the founder and leader of the infamous Barney Bunch. He is also the longtime boyfriend of Barney the Dinosaur.

To date, Pickles has starred in over 100,000 gay pornographic films, earning approximately USD$8,500,000 annually. Most of his pornographic films are surrealistic and are set on green screen and filmed in at resorts in Baja California, Mexico, and San Francisco, California. 365Gay News recognize the pornographic videos for the &quot;immediate fuck-you-hard stimulation&quot; and to be the most watched homosexual pornographic films worldwide. He is also the inventor of his world-famous Poopy Pies.

Childhood
Drew Pickles was born at Rainbow Children's Hospital in San Diego, California, United States, on November 16, 1949, to Louis Kalhern Pickles II (of English descent) and Sue Pickles (n??e McGee; of Norwegian, Irish and German descent). Drew's maternal grandfather was a farmer in the Seattle area and his maternal grandmother was an actor from Tulsa, Oklahoma. Lou Pickles stated in his autobiographic writing, Life as a Homosexual Acrobat: the Lou Pickles Faze, that he wanted a child to accompany with in pornographic films, and to support during pro-LGBT protests, among several other reasons pertaining to gay support. The following year of his birth, Pickles' parents gave birth to a baby named Stu, because, according to the father, "he would accompany with Drew's homosexuality." Drew Pickles' penis was examined by doctors to be three inches at birth. By the age of two, Pickles' penis had grown to three feet long and was noticed to resize of his own control. In Pickles' autobiography, Gay, Gay Man: Life as the Gayest Man in the Universe, he states that his penis grew due to consistent exposure of gay "kid-friendly" pornographic video tapes his father showed him, and various sex toys that among and that lay in his play-pen. By the age of four, his dick was confirmed to be thirty feet and eight inches long according to doctors, breaking the world record of longest penis as a minor, with the previous record broken by his father at nineteen feet and six inches. La Jolla Elementary School in San Diego, where Pickles attended periodically.

Pickles attended La Jolla Elementary School in San Diego at the age of five. His kindergarten teacher described Pickles as an intelligent young man and had proper motor skills, but was extremely disruptive and would sexually harass fellow students. In one incident reported to faculty and school district police, Pickles was said to have taken a building block and a sodomize a six-year-old fellow male student with it; Pickles was subsequently suspended from the school for five days and was required to take a class on respecting other students' bodies and keeping ones' hands to their themself. A second incident was reported to school district police when Pickles, at the age of seven and while in the first grade, ejaculated all over the school restrooms, and took pictures of boys naked while in the stalls. Pickles was taken into police custody where they questioned him if his father, Lou, abused him. Pickles denied any abuse from his father, however, Lou Pickles failed to respond to police about allegations of abuse of his son Drew and was charged with obstruction of justice. The charge was dropped but Lou Pickles was required to take a parenting class for six months and pay a $1,000 fine for his son's vandalism on school property. Several other similar incidents were reported, mostly consisting of sexual disturbances reported by male students who were uncomfortable with Pickles' presence.

In one case, while at the age of ten and while in fifth grade, Drew Pickles was charged with sexual battery and disorderly conduct after allegedly slapping a male student's buttocks and forcing him into a corner with a pair of scissors, asking him to perform fellatio and anal sex with him. The victim of the sexual battery later fled, and at least eight people witnessed the incident. Pickles served one month in a juvenile detention facility and was required to take a class on sexual discomfort. He had passed the class, and according to the instructor of the class, Pickles was well behaved and was just expressing his homosexuality.

Battle against Swellnomore
When Drew Pickles was 11 years old, a flying penis warned him of the coming (hemaha cumming) return of the alien homophobia god Swellnomore. So he gathered his current friends at the time, Barney, Chaz Finster and The Quaker Queer to fight him.

They defeated him in 1960 at Mt Vagina where he was hiding. It turned out that Drew's neighbor at the time, MiklosMac tried to bring him back to flood Drewland.

Puberty
A week after defeating Swellnomore and graduating 5th grade, Pickles had defecated all over his elementary school's walls and rubbed his buttocks on six male students' faces and urinated all over the campus sidewalks. He was taken into police custody and Lou Pickles was arrested on child neglect for allegedly not taking proper care of his son and letting him express sexual misconduct at school. Before entering junior high school, Pickles already had two sexual battery charges on his juvenile criminal record??? One charge was filed while he was 12 and in the sixth grade, for rubbing his penis on a male friend's face at his house; the second charge was one month later after the previous incident for performing fellatio with two male students in the school stall. The incidents were reportedly caught on security cameras. The charge of sexual battery for the fellatio performing was dropped, and instead, Pickles was charged with statutory rape due to the fact the two were intentionally performing sexual acts and no threatening was involved.

Adolescence
Pickles' adolescence was also marked with constant sexual misconduct and run-ins with the police. He was charged in an incident where he, along with five other defendants including his brother Stu, raped and sexually assaulted a 13-year-old boy from their junior high school. All five were sentenced to five years in a juvenile detention facility on several felonies, but were released three years within on good behavior. A second incident of sexual misconduct occurred while Pickles was 16, only seven months after being released from the youth center, where he had assaulted three men and forced them into a corner with an imitation firearm. Pickles, who evaded the scene of the crime, was located in an Oxnard hotel a week later and attended a troubled boys boarding school for one year. Afterward, Pickles had attended two high schools in Santee during his senior year before attending a nearby community college.

Sexual assault of Derikk Michaels
On the day of turning 13, Pickles was charged with several sexual-related felonies during a birthday party celebration. He invited his friends from Bernardo Heights Junior High School; Chaz Finster, then 12, Howard Deville, then 13, Randy Carmichael, then 14, his brother Stu Pickles, then 12, and Derrik Michaels, then 13, who was the captain of the Bernardo Heights seventh grade football team, to his house. All of the guests were homosexual with the exception of Michaels, who was heterosexual, but had sexually aroused Pickles. Michaels was lured in his house for Pickles to pretend to be a girl Michaels liked at school, and Pickles would act seductive to have Michaels believe so. Michaels was knocked unconscious and was tied up by Pickles and his friends once he entered the house. Michaels had been raped; having fellatio performed on him as well as anal sex. Once Michaels woke up from a coma, he was laying on the sidewalk where the sexual batterers had left him. He subsequently called 911 and Pickles and the other defendants were charged with aggravated sexual battery, aggravated assault, rape, seducing by posing, and sodomy. Pickles and his defendants were all sentenced to five years in a juvenile detention center but only served two years and eleven months due to good behavior but were held on probation until they all turned 18.

Granite Hills forced rape incident
A second incident reported was when Pickles shot three men in the heads with a pellet handgun and forced them into a corner of their house in Granite Hills for anal rape. Pickles was found a week later at a hotel in Oxnard, after allegedly hosting a gay strip club party that night. The following morning Pickles was arraigned on charges of assault, rape, and battery, and was placed in a boarding school for sexually troubled and abused boys until he was a legal adult.

Despite the fact that Pickles had been in and out of a juvenile detention facility most of his teenage years, he had managed to attend West Hill and Monte Vista High Schools???both in Santee???during the 12th grade, while serving supervised probation. He graduated from Monte Vista, where from then on he attended San Diego Mesa College.

Adult years
In January 1967, at the age of 18, Pickles started a career in the gay porn industry. His first porno, called &quot;Drew Pickles Fucks Chaz Finster&quot;, was hailed as a pornographic masterpiece, a must-have for any effeminately gay faggot, and a perfect debut for the gay and horny son of the world's most famous gay pornstar, but his big break came two years later, with his 14th porno, titled &quot;Cocksuckers From The Soviet Union&quot; was what finally broke gay porn into the mainstream porn industry, the one thing his father, Lou Pickles, couldn't do. The film is considered the holy grail of gay pornos. This earned him the title &quot;Gayest Man in the World&quot;. At first, there was some controversy surrounding the older Pickles losing the title to his son, but it soon became clear that there was no one, and will never be anyone, gayer than Drew Pickles.

The following year, Drew moved out of San Diego's Hillcrest gay village, to San Francisco, in the Castro gay village, where Drew moved onto with his career, and gained a porno cult following. However, Drew was not satisfied with San Francisco, so he pursued to create his own land which he became president of.

Career as a Stripper
Not only Pickles was a gay porn star, he was also a gay stripper at a gay bar and did that for 35 years. His career as a stripper did not interfere with his presidency. He started working as a stripper in 1971, but then retired in 2006.

Apperance in "Super Mario Land 4"
Drew Pickles will appear as one of the bosses in an upcoming Super Mario World hack, he resides in a castle with many Pencil Pillars and Spiky Pillars, maybe even Balls n' Chains too. Nothing has been confirmed of his fighting style yet, but Drew has been confirmed as a chraracter in the game.

Penis size
It was widely believed that Drew Pickles' penis size was 300 miles long, however, he has once confirmed that his penis was actually 90 billion light years long. However, this too has since been proclaimed as false. In an interview on March 15, 2010, he confirmed that his penis was actually infinitely long. He also said that he had the ability to extend and retract his penis by inhaling really hard and exhaling out. He said that he had this ability since he was born.

Another question that comes to mind when people ask about his penis is, "If his penis is so large, then how does it fit in an asshole?" Well according to Drew the male anus can stretch to over 3,000,000 times its original size. So therefore he can fuck any male he wishes to, with any size penis.

When using his penis in epic battle, he refers it to as his "Masterdonic 300 Spartan Army Mile Long Cock." He also says it's as hard as a diamond, as hard to rape Danny Cat

Personal Life
Drew Pickles married to Charlotte Pickles (born July 3, 1953), a lesbian woman, in March 31, 1986 in Twentynine Palms, California. Though homosexual and staunchly against straight marriage, Drew Pickles had decided to marry Charlotte Pickles to evade requests to be married by other gay men around the world; eventually a few of them resulting into death threats if marriage was declined. Charlotte Pickles seemed to have a similar conflict among other lesbian women from her native city of Las Vegas, Nevada, who requested marriage to her. In Drew Pickles' autobiographical writing, Why I Married Her, the marriage had no element of romance and was to keep a life distanced from violent sexual offenders who requested marriage, and to retain sexual confidence.

Charlotte Pickles gave birth to Angelica Charlotte Pickles on February 3, 1991 at the Sharp Mesa Vista Hospital in San Diego. The birth of Angelica Pickles was reported to be an accident in June 21, 1990 when Drew Pickles had sprayed an ejaculation of four pounds of semen at his bedroom, some of the semen hitting his wife's vagina. Even though the two had made attempts to abort their child, doctors had found it too difficult to prevent, thus it being an accident of birth. In a 1996 interview with 365Gay, Pickles stated that his daughter is &quot;a complete nuisance and a totally spoiled brat; also a creature of a disturbing, queer look.&quot;

He was charged with child abuse and child endangerment in January 6, 1997 after letting his daughter play with his dildos as if they were toys, following a violent altercation between the two. Pickles was required to take a weekly class on child care by homosexual fathers. In March 1, 1997, his daughter was taken away from her home by Child Protective Services because of a report by neighbors of it being an extremely reckless endangerment for a child. Police say the house was adulterated by his feces and semen all over the walls, carpet, and floors. Also speculated was the exposure of sex toys and devices to his daughter, which, in the previous incident, had alerted the Child Protective Services to be aware of the house. Drew and Charlotte Pickles were arrested following their daughter's removal from the house, and were booked on charges of child endangerment, reckless endangerment, corrupting the welfare of a child, and child neglect. Drew Pickles was sentenced to up to two years and three months of prison while his wife was sentenced up to eight months. Pickles only served one year and two months for good behavior and his wife had only been placed on a probation after spending two weeks at a state jail. Both were required to take a parenting class.

Drew was also caught sneaking in an "illegal" dildo at a private nightclub in Amsterdam in December 29, 2009, but charges were dropped. That next January, Drew was suspected of causing mischief at a farmer's market in Cape Town, South Africa. No charges were filed.

Pickles currently lives in the Swell House in Drewland, where he performs sexual acts with other gay men on a regular basis. His daughter Angelica currently lives in San Diego, estranged from him, and his wife Charlotte currently lives in a small apartment in south San Francisco, also separated from Drew. He also has five other residence homes and two summer homes: one in San Francisco, one in Los Angeles, one in Queens, New York City, and one in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. His two summer homes are located in Honolulu, Hawaii, and Pattaya, Thailand.

On July 21, 2010, it was reported that Drew Pickles had raped Gerald McBoing-Boing and iChancerocks95 at his home in San Francisco. The intestines of both children were spattered all over the walls and Drew's penis was still caught in McBoing-Boing's small intestine when authorities arrived due to an annonymous tip (some suspect it was Stu Pickles who was angry because Drew said he couldn't join in on the fun, though this hasn't been confirmed by authorities). Drew tried to kill the police with his penis by slugging them to death, but because McBoing-Boing's intestines were caught on his penis, Drew Pickles lost velocity and therefore the police were able to stop his cock from further motion. Drew was charged with two accounts of rape, and first degree murder of iChancerocks95. McBoing-Boing survived with minor anal injuries after immediate medical attention.

On April 1, 2011, Drew was caught doing 'jokes' on people by raping them with his 300 mile long cock, the charges were dropped immediately for no known reason.

On November 26, 2011, Drew went to Panem to play in the Hunger Games, but ended up destroying the arena, turning President Snow gay renaming him President Cum, and ruling Panem esablishing the Swell Games.

Drew said that he will go to North Korea and destroy it with his 300 mile long cock and rape the communists in 2012 because Kim Jong-Straight is now dead.