Timeline

This is the swell timeline that mostly consists of the Barney Bunch's members and history!

Prehistoric Times

 * 69,000,000 BC
 * Barney the Dinosaur is born.
 * 67,000,000 BC
 * Barney takes a gigantic shit, which later becomes Rock Biter.
 * 65,500,000 BC
 * Barney gets a boner so huge, it collides with an asteroid that crashes into Earth bringing the extinction of all other dinosaurs. Barney launches himself to Pluto to be frozen.

Ancient Times

 * 200,000 BC
 * Robin Hood is born.
 * 240 BC 
 * The Wiggles are formed.
 * 1 AD
 * Barney is thawed by aliens, whom he rapes to death. He then returns to Earth on a spaceship.

17th Century

 * 1666 
 * January 13 -The Quaker Queer is born.
 * 1696 
 * October 12 -Martin Cucumber is Born

18th Century

 * 1712 
 * November 12 -Martin Cucumber moved to the new country, where he fucked every male on the ship.
 * 1723 
 * September 13 -Christopher Cucumber is born.
 * March 9 -The Painters blueprints are made.
 * 1745 
 * May 3 - Sebastian Cucumber is born.
 * June 10 - George Cucumber is born.
 * 1765 
 * February 21 - Martin Cucumber dies.
 * 1773
 * ​November 8 - Danny Cat, Sr. is Born
 * 1775
 * ​June 8 - Anya Cat is Born
 * 1789 
 * April 8 - Christopher Cucumber dies.

19th Century

 * 1800 
 * August 20 - Sebastian Cucumber dies.
 * August 26 - Danny Cat, Sr. and Anya Cat is married.
 * 1810 
 * October 25 - Andrew Pickled Cucumber is born.
 * 1834 
 * March 6 - George Cucumber dies.
 * 1835 
 * December 26 - John Pickles is born.
 * 1855 
 * November 13 - Reginald Pickles is born.
 * 1861
 * May 26 - The American Jizzle War begins
 * 1863
 * June 18 - The Pubic Hair Puppet is accidentally shot, had his dick amputated, and died of pnuenomia.
 * 1865
 * December 21 - The American Jizzle War ends. Wing-Wong Wu dies because of the Pubic Hair Puppet's redneck cousin.
 * 1885 
 * November 1 - Arnold Pickles is born.
 * November 8 - Danny Cat is born.
 * 1899 
 * September 15 - Andrew Pickled Cucumber dies.

1900's

 * 1902 
 * ​August 24 - Sawyer Cat is born.

1910's

 * 1912 
 * January 14 - John Pickles dies.

1920's

 * 1923 
 * July 17 - Reginald Pickles dies
 * 1925
 * February 1 - Lou Pickles is born.
 * December 23 - Sue is born.
 * 1926
 * August 13 - Ujimasa Hojo is born.

1930's

 * 1939
 * October 17 -  Dong Zhuo is born.

1940's

 * 1941
 * November 5 - Danny Cat and Sawyer Cat is married.
 * 1943
 * Lou Pickles gets injured in WWII, sent to a hospital, and brainwashed to be straight by Sue.
 * 1947
 * Lou Pickles marries Sue
 * 1948 
 * August 14 - Miriam Fletcher is born.
 * August 15 - Ulfric Stormcloak is born.
 * 1949
 * June 6 - Chaz Finster is born.
 * July 16 - Danny Cat Jr. is born.
 * November 16 - Drew Pickles is born.

1950's

 * 1950
 * February 6 - Tao Pai Pai is born.
 * March 28 -The Painter's head is created.
 * May 6 - Pawyer Cat is born.
 * October 23 - Stu Pickles is born.
 * October 23 - Sue Pickles dies.
 * 1952
 * June 12 - Guan Yu is born.
 * 1953
 * July 3 - Charlotte is born.
 * 1954
 * May 1 - Ned Flanders is born.

1960's

 * 1960
 * January 9 - Severus Snape is born.
 * 1963
 * August 8 - Buggy the Clown is born.
 * 1965
 * March 16 - Captain Jack Sparrow is born.
 * 1967
 * June 24 - Chaz Finster stars in "Jailhouse Fuck".
 * July 29 - Drew Pickles starts a career in the gay porn industry.
 * September 14 - Gyuki the Penis Boar is born.
 * 1968
 * April 30 - Drew Pickles moves to San Francisco.
 * July 3 - Drew Pickles and the entire Barney Bunch create Drewland from huge loads of shit.
 * September 4 - President Lyndon B. Johson and Sawyera Arabia declares war on Drewland.
 * 1969
 * June 9 - The Declaration of Swelldependence is submitted, decaring Drewland an Independent country. Drew Pickles becomes president, and Chaz Finster becomes Vice President.
 * June 10 - The Swell House is constructed in Drewland as the home of President Drew Pickles.
 * Drew Pickles stars in his most successful porn film, "Cocksuckers From the Soviet Union".
 * July 20 - Arnold Pickles dies from a stroke when jizzing to the Apollo 11 landing.

1970's

 * 1971
 * June 18 - Drew Pickles starts a career as a stripper.
 * 1972 
 * March 10 -  Mitsuhide Akechi is born.
 * July 28 - Forenzik is born.
 * 1973 
 * March 2 - Ching Chong Chu is born.
 * November 8 - Danny Cat Jr.'s first album, Story of Robin Hood's Life Released.
 * 1974
 * June 6 - Dick Pickles is born.
 * 1979 
 * March 20 -  The Painter IS ALIIIIVE.
 * May 18 - Jens Bergensten is born.
 * June 1 - Markus Persson are born.

1980's

 * 1986
 * March 31 - Drew Pickles marries Charlotte.
 * 1989 
 * February 26 - The Squirties are first given out.
 * June 9 - Drarney Pickles is born.

1990's

 * 1991
 * January 4 - The Wiggles are resurrected.
 * February 3 - Angelica Pickles is born.
 * August 11 - The Drew Pickles shows airs on Nickelodeon, greatly edited and renamed "Rugrats".
 * September 24 - Probably the biggest day in Drewland history. Kurt Cobain releases "Nevermind" and changes the Drewland currency from dollars to Drewland Dollars.
 * December 24 - Dick the Clown and the Quaker Queer meet the Barney Bunch at a Christmas '91 party.
 * 1992
 * April 6 - Barney the Dinosaur stars in Barney and Friends.
 * 1994 
 * March 11 - The Honorary Award is added to the Squirties.
 * June 6 - Screw Pickles is born.
 * 1997
 * January 6 -  Drew Pickles is charged with child abuse and child endangerment.
 * January 11 - Ripper Roo meets up with the Barney Bunch for the first time. Even though he was one of the first members, he is not in the "main seven" category.
 * March 1 - Angelica Pickles is taken away from her home by Child Protective Services.

2000's

 * 2000
 * Febuary 7 - The Quaker Queer is fired from his job.
 * April 16 - Best New Actor is added to the Squirties.
 * June 20 - Ampharos is born.
 * 2001
 * December 30 - The Pube Muppet stars in his first video.
 * 2002
 * February 16 - The Rusty Group/Rusty and Rosy and Friends is formed.
 * April 16 - The Aussie Posse is formed.
 * 2005
 * July 21 - Drew Pickles rapes a mad scientist and cums into a cloning machine, creating Drew Dickles.
 * August 5 - Barney is fired for raping everybody.
 * August 25 - Drew Pickles and Barney establish the Barney Bunch.
 * 2006
 * December 4 - Drew Pickles retires from stripping.
 * 2007
 * June 26 - Ronald McDonald reveals the secret ingredients to his food.
 * 2008
 * March 17 - Drew Pickles goes to the Netherlands and meets the Royco Cup-a-Soup Guy.
 * 2009
 * February 10 - Drew Pickles dies from a skydiving accident and goes to Hell for a life of raping people, and later brought back to life on Earth.
 * December 29 - Drew Pickles is caught sneaking in an "illegal" dildo at a private nightclub in Amsterdam

2010's

 * 2010
 * March 15 - Drew Pickles confirms that his penis is infinitely long.
 * March 19 - Drew Pickles initiates Ed, Edd and Eddy into the Barney Bunch
 * July 21 - Drew Pickles is reported to have raped Gerald McBoing-Boing and iChancerocks95 in San Francisco.
 * August 25 - The Barney Bunch celebrates its 5th Anniversary.
 * 2011
 * January 1 - The Endermen are born.
 * April 1 - Drew Pickle's charges from Gerald McBoing-Boing and iChancerocks9 are dropped.
 * May 2 - Drew Pickles and the US Forces invade Osama Bin Laden's hideout, where they kill Osama and Drew rapes his dead body.
 * The Straight King is fired from Burger King.
 * November 11 - Forenzik dies.
 * November 18 - The Drewland High School Massacre.
 * 2012
 * January 23 - Drew Pickles goes to the Republican Florida Primary Debate, where he rapes Rick Santorum and takes his place in the debate.
 * April 10 - Drew Pickles goes to North Korea
 * April 25 - Forenzik is confirmed to be a distant relative of the Pickles family.
 * MiklosMac begins his attempt to dominate the Barney Bunch.
 * May 9 - Drew Pickles goes to Japan where he meets Kagamine Len and Kaito.
 * May 23 - Waternoose Incorporated is formed.
 * June 10 - Henry J. Waternoose bombs the second largest doldo factory in Drewland.
 * July 3 - Henry J. Waternoose and Waternoose Incorporated attack the city of Swellington
 * July 16 - MiklosMac rises to power in dominating the Barney Bunch.
 * July 17 - MiklosMac brings himself to his own downfall.
 * December 21 - Drew Pickles goes to the Mayan pyramids in Chichen Itza, where he raped the Mayan Gods to death, thus preventing the Apocalypse.
 * 2013 (Where the Barney Bunch gets more help, yet even more enemies!)
 * April 2 - The M-san Bunch, one of the Barney Bunch's most notorious allies, get their own wiki.
 * April 8 -  Drew Pickles and Guan Yu smack Margaret Thatcher to death with their cocks.
 * May 17 - The Rusty Group plans to ruin The Barney Bunch's 10th year celebration on 8/25/2015.
 * August 5 - The Barney Bunch got a super swell wiki!
 * September 18 - The lesbian version of the M-san Bunch gets a Speakonia video.
 * September 24 - Tivoli of Drewland is destroyed.
 * October 5 - Danny Cat and his minions destroyed one of Drewland's city
 * RPR 960 is destroyed.
 * October 10 - Conehead Groom uploads his 1st video, out of hiding.
 * October 14 - Robin Hood defeats The Rusty Group.