Salem

Salem is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is a very gay cat, who used to be a very powerful warlock that liked to rape men that came near him. He was turned into a cat by the homophobic witch's counsel as a punishment for raping all of the male warlocks. He hates Sabrina as well as Aunt Hilda and Aunt Zelda because he hates girls and he forced them all to join The Betty/Fergo Bunch. He's best butt buddies with Wallace and Gromit and Slippy Toad. However, he's now trying to be a member of the M-san Bunch once again while still being a Barney Bunch member. Despite the stressful shit that Salem gets into, he is the voice of reason for said groups. Plus, he is the NEW Führer der Swell-san Bunch (Swell-san was used as a dildo by Drew Pickles, and turned into thin air afterwards; THE END: just kidding, he's OK). He can't look into a horse's "rear", because he thinks about his ex-boyfriend Spirit, who's only in The M-san Bunch.

A new year, an extra chance...
On Jan. 2, 2014, he rejoined The M-san Bunch, even though Scheherazade is still among the Bunch. His mates there include the Bisexual Blastoise/Charizard, Spirit (sometimes), Snicklefritz, Danny Dingo, and Fox McCloud. Danny Dingo's 'bust' has had even more use ever since. Salem is still an active Barney Bunch member, due to the fact that he loves both groups. Although forbidden from being able to join The Nonsexist Bunch, he is not too surprised. He still hates most women (especially women outside of the M-san Bunch), with Scheherazade being the only female among The M-san Bunch who is hated by him.