Mitsuhide Akechi

Mitsuhide Akechi (pro. mee-tsoo-hee-day ah-keh-chee; born March 10, 1972) is a member of the Barney Bunch, one of Guan Yu's best butt-buddies, and the gayest samurai in the world. He loves to fuck Ranmaru Mori in the ass with his favorite dildo, which is a Japanese katana sword. He also uses said katana to chop homophobes and women up to tiny pieces, which saves him more energy for gay orgies than smacking them to death with his cock. Mitsuhide used to be a member of Nobunaga Oda's gay army until he got sick and tired of Nobunaga never giving him buttsex, so he decided to murder Nobunaga by raping him to death and then burning his body. Afraid of being arrested for murder by the Japanese police, he decided to flee from Japan to Drewland. There he met and befriend Drew Pickles and Guan Yu, who then allowed him to join the Barney Bunch. When he is not busy raping Ranmaru in the ass or cutting up homophobes with his sword, Mitsuhide runs a dildo store where he sells top-quality poopy dildis, which he hand-crafts from his own shit and cum. He also has a job at Drewland High School as the Japanese teacher.

His best butt-buddies are Ranmaru Mori, Yukimura Sanada, Kanetsugu Naoe, Masamune Date, Shingen Takeda, Kenshin Uesugi, Ieyasu Tokugawa, Guan Yu, Lu Meng, Dong Zhuo, Dian Wei, Toshiro Kago from Fallout 3, Heishiro Mitsurugi, Haohmaru, and Kenshin Himura. He hates his daughter Gracia because she is a girl and he always treats her like shit. Because of this, he made her join both the Fergo Bunch and Female M-san Bunch. He also hates the Samurai Hunter from Way of the Samurai 3 because he is a homophobe who kills gay samurai for sport.