Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain (b. February 20, 1967) is a major member of the Barney Bunch. He plays grunge music in Drewland and not only that, but he also changed Drewland's currency from US Dollars to Drewland dollars the day Nevermind was released sometime in late 1991. He then started making other songs and performing them in Drewland ever since he moved from Seattle to Drewland in 1989. His first album Bleach was released in Lou's Magic Wrench. He absolutely LOATHES hair metal, Eurobeat or anything related to the '80s, as well as Country-and-Western. His number 1 enemies are Eddie Van Halen, Boomerang Bro, and Cyndi Lauper. HE REALLY REALLY HATES THESE BAD CATS!!! Courtney Love then joined Waternoose Incorporated and became the first female ever to join. His daughter decided to join the Fergo Bunch. He also has a massive 6900 mile long c**k he uses to smack Mario and Courtney Love with.