Kotaro Fuma

Kotaro Fuma (b. February 18, 1966) is a member of the Barney Bunch, one of Drew Pickles' right-hand men, and the second g*yest ninja in the world behind Orochimaru. He likes to hide in dark places (like alleys) and r*pe men and/or smack women to death with his c*ck when they least expect it. He also likes to shoves kunais, shurikens, katanas, and other ninja weapons up his *ss like d*ld*s. He serves as the spy for the Barney Bunch. He always sneaks into Waternoose Inc., Censored Bunch, Rusty Group, P*be Gang, and Humongous Bunch territory, eavesdrop on the groups, discover their plans to attack the Barney Bunch, and report back to Drew or Barney so that the Barney Bunch can launch their counterattack on the enemy before the enemy can even strike. He also prevents enemy spies from stealing secrets and information from the Barney Bunch and reporting back (Waternoose Inc. is known to plant spies in the Barney Bunch). He also serves as the group's assassin, so whenever a h*m*phobe, woman, or enemy is causing the Barney Bunch a lot of grief, Drew will always send him out to "take care of business". He is also an über important ally of The M-san Bunch, so when M-san, Major Bedhead, or Wally Bear are under attack, he will always be there to drive the enemy back. Kotaro's best b*tt-buddies are Hanzo Hattori, Sasuke Sarutobi, Goemon Ishikawa, Orochimaru, The Spy, Freddie the Frog, Guan Yu, Lu Meng, D*ng Zhuo, Mitsuhide Akechi, Ujimasa Hojo, Dodomeki, and Gyuki the P*nis Boar. It is rumored that he is the boyfriend of Mr. Buzzcut, but this is yet to be proven.