SpongeBong Hemppants

SpongeBong HempPants (b. January 10, 1967) is a member of The Barney Bunch. He's a stoner version of SpongeBob SquarePants. He likes to gang out with Hashbrick, Spliffward, and Mr. Crack. There's also a Fergo Bunch member named Crystal (a pun on Crystal Meth) that he's met before. What makes him stand out from SpongeBob is that he lives inside a mushroom inside of a bong; he's disgusting, green, sticky, and a stoner. He likes to sell tobacco, alchololic beverages, caffine, bongs, weed, meth, mushrooms, inhailents, steroids, heroin, pills, ectasassy, LSD, PCP, crack, cocaine, laxatives, v*agra, and other drugs to people on the street. He started in 1992, while the real Spongebob started making p*rn*s in 1999.