Cofagrigus

Cofagrigus, wow what a name. He was born on March 12, 1984 to a bunch of g*y coffins and sphinxes. King Ramses was his p*mp daddy at age 1. He is also known as the Pedo Coffin. He is a smart massive murderer who is a major member of The Barney Bunch. He wraps sh*t in gold foil, in order to make his favorite food. He lures people to his coffin, then r*pes them after wrapping them in toilet paper. He runs the Drewland Bakery as one of the trio of the positive managers. His b*tt buddies are Yamask, Goletts, Dark Wizzerd, the A** cat, and Spy. He is also Drew Pickles' personal chef, and much better than P*be Swedish Chef. He is one of the 2 treasurers of the Drewland government. Unfortunately, he eats all of the gold, or at least he tries. He dated Goombella once when he was straight, and is still friends with her today. He hates the Managers, due to the fact that they give him a bad rap.