Dean Martin

Dean Martin, also known as the King of Unswell, is a major enemy of the Barney Bunch, and the second unswellest person to ever step foot in Drewland behind Hayden Panettiere. He is an unswell and homophobic crooner who hates grunge and everything it stands for. He loves to listen to big band and swing music, which is far more unswell than listening to hair metal, Eurobeat/Eurodance, and country-and-western combined, and he always likes to eat at the unswell restaurant Olive Garden. He always try to destroy every single grunge radio station in Drewland and replace them with stations that play his ultra-unswell songs, such as That's Amore, Sway, and Ain't That A Kick in The Head, but no matter what happens, he is always raped, defeated, and driven out of Drewland by Drew Pickles, Guan Yu, and Kurt Cobain. He shares as much hate as the Straight King, and he causes just as much trouble as him. His arch-enemies are Kurt Cobain, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, and Mudhoney. Currently, he is an ally of the Rusty Group, the Censored Bunch, Waternoose Incorporated, and the Country-and-Western Crew.