Polybius

How this thing managed to join, is the best question I've ever heard. Nonetheless, Polybius used to be a member of The G*y Creepypasta Gang, until he managed to reveal his 490 mile long c*ck. He is an arcade cabinet filled with subliminal messages to turn others g*y. He runs the electronics and video game shop at Drewland. His b*tt buddies are The Quaker Qu**r, and any electricity based member. He loves To watch b*ner baseball and normally plays it. He hates the g*y Creepypasta gang, because they can't scare a thing. He is actually the champion in the b*ner baseball league.