Maid Marian

Maid Marian is a member of Waternoose Incorporated and the Rusty Group, along with being an enemy to all homosexuals everywhere. She is like a Pube Muppet rip-off, because she also never gets heterosexual satisfaction. Unlike other homophobes, she is actually obsessed with gay people like Drew Pickles, Pube Muppet, Robin Hood(Danny Cat's son), and Yogi Bear and wants to turn them all straight and homophobic like she is. She is currently married to Danny Cat and Peter Pan who she calls Robin Hood though she still tries to make those people mentioned above join Waternoose Incorporated. Sometimes, the shop keepers in Pube Muppet goes to videos threaten Pube Muppet and the rest of his Pubic Family that if they rape him, Drew Pickles, or the rest of the Barney Bunch, as well as Yogi Bear, Huckleberry Hound, and The Humongous Bunch he will summon Maid Marian to rape him and the other pubes. The Nega-Barney Bunch also use her as a threat to all gays. She also tried being in the Betty/Fergo for a while because she thought it would be a whole bunch of homophobic women, but instead it was a group of lesbian women and she let everybody there down. Her rivals are Slime Princess, who is a ripoff of Maid Marian, and OVA Belldandy, who is one of the Big 5 of the M-san Bunch. She's also capable of reviving and recreating male enemies of the Barney/M-san Bunches. Like Arachne and OVA Belldandy, she can only revive males; just like Arachne, physical combat and genjutsu are her main weaknesses, even though Marian is possible to decapitate.

"Dat smirk on her face... I dislike what that cunt is plotting!" ~Katt, M-san Bunch

"I really don't give a shit if she's a goddess, it just means I can skull-fuck and/or kill her as many times as I like!" ~Sheriff of Nottingham, M-san Bunch

"Is this the cunt who's been giving AssKicker a hard time? Ha! You got to be kidding me! I'll exterminate this bitch before the day is through!" ~Renji, M-san Bunch

"I may have been slain at your hand once, but that will never happen again! This place is your grave!" ~AssKicker77/Second Herr, M-san Bunch

"It's insane how this 'foxy witch' was able to extract my best friend's soul! Thank goodness for my members..." M-san/First Herr, M-san Bunch