Keiichi Morisato

Keiichi "G*ychi" Morisato (b. April 24, 1975) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is a very s*xy g*y mechanic who fixes the p*nis cars of the other Barney Bunch members. Many people in Drewland think his spiky black hair is s*xy. He was a famous g*y child p**n star in Drewland; he starred in his very first p*rn* in 1991. He also likes shoving wrenchs, hammers, screwdrivers, and various other tools up his *ss like d*ld*s and m*st*rb*ting to Ken dolls and GI Joe action figures (especially the h*m*er*tic sailor Shipwreck). In contrary to popular belief, he is NOT the lover of Belldandy. He actually hates her guts, and he made her join the Fergo Bunch. In fact, Keiichi hates Belldandy so much, that if you mention her or the series she starred in (Ah! My Goddess), he'll get extremely p*ssed off to the point where he may actually murder you. He also hates Belldandy's sisters Urd and Skuld, as well as that nasty detestable gold-digging rich-b*tch Sayoko Mishima (who doesn't?), and he made them join the Fergo Bunch as well. When he is not busy fixing p*nis cars, he spends his free time writing and even performing super-swell grunge songs. Keiichi's best b*tt-buddies are Keitaro Urashima, Ranma Saotome (only in his male form), Yusuke Urameshi, Naruto Uzumaki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Ash Ketchum, Ray Kon (from Beyblade) (despite Ray being b*s*xual), Shinji Ikari, Guan Yu (since he fixed Guan Yu's bike many times), Beavis, and Kurt Cobain. He is also mutual friends with OVA Belldandy of the M-san Bunch (it's the real Belldandy he hates). He is also an employee at Lou's Magic Wrench as well as the shop teacher at Drewland High School.