The Professor

The Professor (b. November 18, 1944) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He collects s*m*n samples for all the males of the Spyro series and he also p**ps everywhere he goes. He is the universe's g*y*st mole. He uses pencils and clipboards as d*l**s, and wears his swell glasses because people think it's s**y. Another reason why people think he's s**y is because of his long hair.