Scout

The Scout is a member of the Barney Bunch. His b*tt buddies include Heavy, Soldier, Pyro, Medic, Engineer, Demoman, and Sniper. He is not b*tt buddies with Spy however, because he holds a grude with Spy after Spy had s*x with Scout's father and made a p*rno starring him. Scout claims to be a big deal and a force of nature, but is acually a very weak member. Not only this,he is always on the bottom when having an *rgy. Scout likes to use his baseball bat as a d*ldo. His favorite food is sandviches vomitted from Heavy, and a can of Bonk energy drink with a shot of c*m. He gets turned on by colorful sights, because rainbows make him cry through his p*nis.