Santa

Santa is a member of The Barney Bunch. He is also an ally to other g*y people that are aloud h*mos*xual satisfaction like Yogi Bear and Huckleberry Hound. He gives nothing to P*be Muppet and the other P*bes because they are not aloud to have h*mos*xual satisfaction. On Christmas he gives presents to all of the g*y people that are aloud to have h*mos*xual satisfaction. He lives on a snowy mountain in Drewland that's even taller than Mount Everest which he calls The North Pole. He became a member because Drew Pickles r*ped him  as well as the male elves and reindeer at the North Pole. He told P*be Muppet that when he was singing Christmas Carols at the North Pole to spread the joy of Christmas "Stop right there P*be Muppet, you are not going to sing another boring Christmas Carol, because your singing and lyrics are very stupid. Oh and by the way, I already r*ped Santa and he's in his workshop making me more d*ldis for my infinite d*ldis collection". He also likes to take a sh*t in h*mophobes and most enemy chimneys, He has to give P*be Muppet nothing because he'd also know that P*be Muppet loves love to eat the sh*t from the chimeny. He does give P*be Muppet though Playboy Magazines, girl stuff, and female/str*ight p*rn. The H*mophobes and The Women also have their own Santa Clause because they also want presents for Christmas, and they made clones ever since Drew has r*ped the original Santa. He has used the Maid Marian threat before on P*be Muppet when he and the rest of his family were going to r*pe Drew and he said that If he rapes him, Drew, and his male elves and reindeer, Maid Marian would emidately r*pe him.