Dr. Neo Cortex

Dr. Neo Cortex is a member of the Censored Bunch and also a member of the Rusty Group. He is Boomerang Bro's best friend. He is also a big p*mp. He is not to be confused with Dr Nerd. His girlfriends are Brooklyn Decker, Sandra Bullock, Hayden Panettiere, and Leighton Meester. He was born on May 1, 1975. He worked at BOOM 990 until it fell down to Drewland. He now works at GRJ 853. He loved that unswell but gnarly Eurodance. He was also responsible for the Drewland High School Massacre on November 18, 2011. He is not to be confused with Dr. Nerd.