Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto Uzumaki (b. October 10, 1991) is a member of The Barney Bunch. His goal is to become the g*yest Hokage in the universe, and Drew Pickles' right hand guard. It took him a while to join, though. He loves making s*x toys out of cigarettes, because the odor makes him want to c*m VERY badly. However, he hasn't successfully sold any of his s*x toys. Because he smokes, The M-san Bunch is extremely reluctant to have him be in the meetings. He also idolizes Kotaro Fuma and he aspires to be a great g*y ninja like him, but he still has a long way to go.

Catchphrases
"...become Hokage!"

"Believe it!"

"Screw the Ninja RULES, I have lung cancer!"