Ronald McDonald



Ronald McDonald, better known as the 'Penis Clown" is one of the major members of the Barney Bunch. Being one of the three cooks of Drew Pickles, he creates very VERY swell recipes for his food. He especially feeds it to his boyfriend Grimace and also his sex slave the Hamburglar. He and Grimace have been boyfriends since 1966. Apparently, he forced "Birdie" to the Fergo Bunch. His cock is 250 miles long, and he uses it to smack The Straight King and Ferris Bueller out of Drewland. His Japanese counterpart says, RAN RAN RUU!!!

History
Ronald was born on September 6, 1950. He grew up with his brother Dick the Clown, homeless, sad, and had a rough early life being raised by John Wayne Gacy. Until he went to a bar and met Drew Pickles in the mid-1980s. His littlest brother Gymbo, went into hiding. Then a miracle happened in 1994: Drew, Barney, and Ronald finally got Dick to join them and form the Barney Bunch, which wasn't until 11 years later. (Fun fact: Another swell nickname is Ronald Penis McClown.) A few years ago, he started to lactate. He is one of the only two "milkmaids" among the Barney Bunch, with the other being King Dedede.

Gallery
Cumming soon.