The Royco Cup-a-Soup Guy

The Royco Cup-a-Soup Guy''' is a member of the Barney Bunch. He comes from the Netherlands, and his c*ck is 167 miles long. He loves to j*ck *ff to the sight of men taking a sh*t, and so he stalks on men outside their bathroom window. After he felt like he stared at them long enough, he punches through the window to r*pe them. His neck is able to get a b*ner like his p*nis. Before he r*pes them, he whips out his favorite d*ldo, a magic sword. It's magic because he can use it to zap men to turn them into him. He f*cks the man after transforming that man into himself, which brings a new meaning to "go f*ck yourself". Instead of saying "Bag, that was swell," he says "Een kan er maar de﻿ lekkerste zijn." He joined the Barney Bunch on March 17, 2008 when Drew Pickles came to visit the Netherlands. Drew was impressed by the Royco Cup-a-Soup Guy's swell actions of stalking men taking a sh*t, and from his magic sword. Drew sees the sword as a great use to increase the swell population of the world.