Drewland/Government

Government
As a nation, Drewland has it's own govermnet. '''This section is far from complete! May we get some help here?'''

Government Leaders

 * President: Drew Pickles
 * Vice President: Chaz Finster
 * Senators: Barney, Ronald McDonald, The Quaker Queer, Dick the Clown, The Singing Barack Obama Doll, Kurt Cobain
 * Rabbi: The Conehead Groom
 * Supreme Court Head: The Painter
 * Treasurers: Katz, Cofagrigus
 * Secretary (aka Sexetary): Ripper Roo
 * Supreme Commander of the Armed Forces: Guan Yu

Citizen Requirements:

 * Same sex marriage is mandatory.
 * A homosexuality certificate to be accessible at all times.
 * 6.9% of income goes to taxes.
 * Must be a Barney Bunch, M-san Bunch, TAILS, Swell-san Bunch, Nonsexist Bunch, The Transvestite Liberation Front, CartoonFreak666 Bunch and/or Lady Kluck Klan member, even though The M-san Bunch has a land of their own due to having a mixed diversity of members who may not be well-received. But, the location is unspecified for confidential reasons. However it is confirmed that one of the regions is a state of Drewland, which might be where the homosexual males are at (the true stronghold's location is still a mystery, because some members want to have an exclusive region...)
 * Liking grunge, punk, ska, reggae, and certain Dubstep as your favorite type of music is mandatory.
 * You must hate homophobes.
 * You must oppose misandry AND support philandry. Otherwise, The M-san Bunch will go after you.
 * Must hate Eurobeat, Eurodance, Country-and-Western, Hair Metal, and Dean Martin.

Businesses Requirements

 * You must censor certain words.
 * Even though it is an extremely unswell law, all businesses must have family-friendly sections.
 * Monopoly is Mandatory

Illegal Actions and Penalties

 * Treason - Penalty of execution.
 * Stealing from the Dildo Vault - Penalty of a brutal ass raping.
 * Getting a boner from, or jacking off to straight porn - Penalty of being raped and deported and all the version of the picture or video will be removed and destroyed permanently.
 * Getting a boner from, or jacking off to a female - Penalty of being raped and deported and all the version of the picture or video will be removed and destroyed permanently.
 * Harboring people banned from Drewland - Penalty of death.
 * Eating at The Straight King's resturant instead of McDonalds - Penalty of Getting raped by Ronald McDonald
 * Eating at Chick Fil A - Penalty of severe raping, spanking, slitting, biting, and kicking by all main and two major Barney Bunch, M-san Bunch, Kecthum Klan, TAILS TVLF, Nonsexist Bunch and Lady Kluck Klan, 69,000,000 Drewland Dollar fine, 69 days at Drewland's most brutal prison, 6969 hours of cum service, and 69% taxes for 690 days instead of the normal 6.9%and all the version of the music or video will be removed and destroyed permentantly. If not completed, you may not come back, enter Drewland, or EVEN mention about Drewland. You can't even say the word "Drew" or else Drew Pickles will detect you and rape you so hard that you will already a corpse. If you're still alive, it's off to Hatty Hattingtons place. \
 * Listening to Hair Metal, Eurodance, Eurobeat, or Country-and-Western - Penalty of severe raping, spanking, slitting, biting, and kicking by Kurt Cobain, Lady Kluck, Creepy Fat Autistic Kid, or Barney, 69,000,000 Drewland Dollar fine, 69 days at Drewland's most brutal prison, 6969 hours of cum service, and 69% taxes for 690 days instead of the normal 6.9%and all the version of the music or video will be removed and destroyed permentantly. If not completed, you may not come back, enter Drewland, or EVEN mention about Drewland. You can't even say the word "Drew" or else Drew Pickles will detect you and rape you so hard that you will already a corpse. If you're still alive, it's off to Hatty Hattingtons place.
 * Kill an endangered Drewland Animal - Penalty of 500 Drewland Dollars fine and/or 24 days in prison (first strike), 690 drewland Dollars fine and/or 69 days in prison(second strike), 9000 Drewland Dollars fine, 3 months in Drewland's most brutal prison and/or 69 hour suspension(third strike), severe raping, spanking, slitting, biting, and kicking by one of Barney Bunch, TVLF, M-san Bunch, TAILS, Kecthum Klan, Nonsexist Bunch or Lady Kluck Klan] members, 69,000,000 Drewland Dollar fine, 69 days at Drewland's most brutal prison, 6969 hours of cum service, and 69% taxes for 690 days instead of the normal 6.9%(forth strike) and you may not come back, enter Drewland, or EVEN mention about Drewland(fifth strike). You can't even say the word "Drew" or else Drew Pickles will detect you and rape you so hard that you will already a corpse. If you're still alive, it's off to Hatty Hattingtons place.
 * Worship of Danny Cat instead of Drew Pickles, Mentioning him and/or the Rusty Group - Penalty of severe raping, spanking, slitting, biting, and kicking by one of Barney Bunch, TVLF, M-san Bunch, Kecthum Klan, Nonsexist Bunch, TAILS or Lady Kluck Klan members, 69,000,000 Drewland Dollar fine, 69 days at Drewland's most brutal prison, 6969 hours of cum service, 69% taxes for 690 days instead of the normal 6.9%, and/or deportation and all the version of the music, picture or video of him will be removed and destroyed permanently. If all of these are not complete, the Drewland citizen may not come back, enter Drewland, or EVEN mention about Drewland. You can't even say the word "Drew" or else Drew Pickles will detect you and rape you so hard that you are already a corpse.
 * Drawing Mohammed - Penalty of deported and prohibited from returning from Drewland
 * Mentioning Hayden Panettiere, and worship her instead of Drew Pickles and even saying her name - Penalty of severe raping, spanking, slitting, biting, and kicking by Ripper Roo or Barney, 69,000,000 Drewland Dollar fine, 69 days at Drewland's most brutal prison, 6969 hours of cum service, 69% taxes for 690 days instead of the normal 6.9%, and/or deportation and all the version of the music, picture or video of her will be removed and destroyed permanently. If all of these are not complete, the Drewland citizen may not come back, enter Drewland, or EVEN mention about Drewland. You can't even say the word "Drew" or else Drew Pickles will detect you and rape you so hard that you are already a corpse.
 * Give The Pube Muppet homosexual satisfaction- Put in jail forever. Penalty of severe raping, spanking, slitting, biting, and kicking by all main Barney Bunch, M-san Bunch, TAILS, Kecthum Klan, TVLF, Nonsexist Bunch and Lady Kluck Klan, 69,000,000 Drewland Dollar fine, 69 days at Drewland's most brutal prison, 6969 hours of cum service, and 69% taxes for 690 days instead of the normal 6.9%and all the version of the music or video will be removed and destroyed permentantly. If not completed, you may not come back, enter Drewland, or EVEN mention about Drewland. You can't even say the word "Drew" or else Drew Pickles will detect you and rape you so hard that you will already a corpse. If you're still alive, it's off to Hatty Hattingtons place. Only give Pube Muppet and the rest of his family heterosexual satisfaction because it is his worst nightmare to have a sex with a female.
 * Unauthorized entry from Sawyera Arabia, Bettyland, China, Cuba, and the Middle East - Penalty of getting deported and prohibited from entering Drewland.
 * Say you are gayer than Drew Pickles - Penalty of severe raping, spanking, biting, slitting, and kicking by Drew Pickles, 69,696,969 Drewland Dollar fine, 69 days at Drewland's most brutal prison, 6969 hours of cum service, 69% taxes for 6969 days instead of the normal 6.9% and/or deportation.
 * Evade penalties - Penalty of deportation and may not come back, enter Drewland, or EVEN mention about Drewland. You can't even say the word "Drew" or else Drew Pickles will detect you and rape you so hard that you are already a corpse. If you're still alive (which will be extremely unlikely), it's off to Hatty Hattingtons place.

People Banned From Drewland

 * Straight Men (banned from living in Drewland)
 * Homophobes
 * Anti-bisexual bigots
 * Women's Rights Activists, especially feminists
 * Those who favor misandry
 * Those who hate philandry
 * Children under 18 (banned from living in Drewland) (With some exceptions.)
 * Bisexuals (banned from living in Drewland) (Again, with some exceptions.)
 * Islams
 * Females outside of The M-san Bunch, TAILS, Kecthum Klan The CartoonFreak666 Bunch Nonsexist Bunch, and the Lady Kluck Klan (regardless of orientation, ALL OTHER FEMALES are banned from living in Drewland)
 * Screw Pickles and his Minions
 * Henry J. Waternoose
 * Rudolfo
 * Satan
 * Yogi Bear
 * Rodney Raccoon
 * Maid Marian (The Goddess of Satan and Satan's sister)
 * MiklosMac
 * Pube Muppet
 * Serial Killers
 * Pawyer Cat
 * Sawyer Cat
 * Danny Cat (Worship and metion of him will be brutally punished)
 * Betty DeVille
 * Eustace Bagge
 * Arachne
 * Goletts (Until 1997)
 * P.O.D.
 * Hair metal, Eurodance, and Eurobeat fans
 * Dean Martin
 * Cyndi Lauper
 * Danny Cat fans
 * Hayden Panettiere

Groups and Affiliations Banned from Drewland

 * The Humongous Bunch
 * Waternoose Incorporated
 * Kecthum Klan(After Stu Pickles embarrasses Robin Hood and Lady Kluck)
 * The Pube Gang
 * The Gay Creepypasta Gang
 * Greg's Group
 * The Humpy Dumpy Clan (Disbanded)
 * The Rusty Group/Rusty and Rosy and Friends (Disbanded)
 * The Betty/Fergo Bunch
 * The '80s Clan
 * The Country-and-Western Crew
 * The Censored Bunch
 * XD Company
 * The Ripoff Class
 * The Clock Crew (If they are enemies)
 * Leftists R Us
 * Arachnophobia (disbanded)
 * Talon Company
 * The Ku Klux Klan
 * Al Qaida
 * The Black Panther Party
 * The Thalmor
 * Grover's Gay Gang
 * Female M-san Bunch/The Kunoichi Bunch (Disbanded)
 * The Girlsored Bunch

Businesses, Companies, and Brands Banned

 * Chick Fil A
 * Burger King
 * Taco Bell
 * Wendy's
 * American Standard
 * TOTO (only Western Toilets)
 * IKEA
 * Olive Garden
 * Jack-in-the-box Burgers (near Drewland Enemies Countries)
 * GoAnimate!
 * PlayBoy
 * Mega
 * Hooters
 * Your Black Muslim Bakery
 * 4Licensing
 * Pizza Hut
 * NCH Software
 * ASUS
 * Sport Illustrated (only the swimsuit issues)
 * Cyberlink
 * Games Animation, Inc.
 * Hustler
 * Victoria's Secret
 * Prada (women's footwear only)
 * Jimmy Choo (women's footwear only)
 * Christian Louboutin
 * Hush Puppies (women's footwear only)
 * Gregg's
 * Charles Jourdan
 * Manolo Blahnik
 * Colt (civilian use of firearms banned after the Drewland High School Massacre on November 18, 2011)
 * Smith & Wesson (civilian use of firearms banned after the Drewland High School Massacre on 11/18/2011)
 * ArmaLite (civilian use of firearms banned after the Drewland High School Massacre on 11/18/11)
 * Beretta (civilian use of firearms banned after the Drewland High School Massacre on 11/18/11)
 * Winchester (civilian use of firearms banned after the Drewland High School Massacre on 11/18/11)
 * Heckler & Koch (civilian use of firearms banned after the Drewland High School Massacre on 11/18/11)
 * Remington (civilian use of firearms banned after the Drewland High School Massacre on 11/18/11)
 * LJN
 * Data Design Interactive
 * Youtube (certain videos only)
 * Wikipedia (certain articles only)

SONGS AND ARTISTS STRICTLY BANNED FROM DREWLAND
Yet again, Barney, Drew Pickles, and especially Kurt Cobain hate Eurodance and Hair Metal. If you play any of these songs, share them with anyone, or even talk about them, you will get a brutal punishment and your head eaten off by most likely Barney. Then your corpse will be raped brutally.
 * Show Me Colours (If you EVEN MENTION the name or band - Masterboy, Barney will detect where you are and he will come there and eat your head off)
 * Levan Polkka Leekspin remix
 * Rhythm is a Dancer
 * Barbie Girl (Don't mention the name or else Drew Pickles will brutally punish you) (Ken will also murder you if you mention it to him)
 * ABBA
 * Chuck E Cheese
 * High Enough
 * TATU (they're lesbians)
 * Doo Wah Diddy Diddy
 * Looking for Love
 * Jump
 * I Got You Babe (If you even mention the song and/or Sonny and Cher, Guan Yu will hunt you down and decapitate you without warning)
 * The Yoshi's Story song
 * Pour Some Sugar on Me
 * Cotton Eye Joe
 * Centerfold
 * Livin' La Vida Loca
 * Angel in White
 * The Birdie Song
 * Agadoo
 * Stupid Cupid
 * The Monkees
 * The Tide Is High (don't mention this song and/or Blondie, or else, Zhang Fei will hunt you down, beat the shit out of you, and cut your cock and ass-cheeks off without warning)
 * Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)
 * Red High Heels
 * Time After Time (If you even mention the song or ANY reference, statement, or even mentioning Cyndi Lauper's name, you will eventually get detected by Drew Pickles, Barney, and Kurt Cobain and you will eventually have to face the very brutal punishment, a 690,000 Drewland Dollar fine, 69 days at Drewland Jail, and a 69 hour suspension from Drewland. This song is TOTALLY BANNED from Drewland.)
 * Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (see Time After Time)
 * When You're In Love With A Beautiful Woman
 * Van Halen
 * BeFour
 * Def Leppard
 * The Chordettes
 * CeCe Peniston (if you mention her name and/or any of her songs, Buggy the Clown will hunt you down and blow you up to tiny pieces with his Buggy Balls without warning)
 * Cartoons
 * Toy-Box
 * Like A Virgin (don't mention this song and/or Madonna, or else, Gyuki the Penis Boar will track you down, smash you with his giant stone club, and devour your bloody, mangled corpse without warning)
 * Japanese Boy (if you mention this song and/or Aneka, Lord Voldemort will track you down and curse you with an Avada Kedavra without warning)
 * Snap!
 * Real McCoy
 * La Bouche
 * Mambo No. 5
 * Hatsune Miku
 * Running in the 90s
 * Sweet Female Attitude
 * Danny Cat
 * Last Christmas
 * Wham! (even though George Michael is gay)
 * Fun Factory
 * Spice Girls
 * Girls Aloud
 * Any Shitty pop music
 * Belly Dancers (since most are girls)
 * Soft Cell (though Mark Almond is gay, he doesn't like the Barney Bunch, Humongous Bunch, etc.)
 * Kidz Bop
 * Linkin Park
 * MMM Bop (if any Barney Bunch member hears about this 1997 poopfest, they will brutally rape you and kick you out of Drewland, you could also be executed).
 * Hank Williams
 * Willie Nelson
 * Dolly Parton
 * Johnny Cash
 * That's Amore
 * Sway
 * Ain't That A Kick In The Head
 * Any other Dean Martin song
 * Rodney Raccoon
 * Cornelius Badger
 * Fast Food Rockers
 * KISS (very unswell name for a Hair Metal band)
 * Karsh Kale
 * Hayden Panettiere (BANNED COMPLETELY, if you talk anything about her, even her own first name, last name, tattoo, hair, etc, Kurt Cobain and Barney will kick you out of Drewland without warnings)
 * Itsy Bisty Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

Requested by The M-san Bunch

 * Rebecca Black (In 2011, "Friday" had even more dislikes than "Baby" by Justin Bieber.)
 * Taylor Swift
 * Carrie Underwood (She is especially banned for making "Before He Cheats". Bi-Allah will hunt you down if you mention her name and/or song(s).)

Other Media
See here.