Speakonia

Making a Drew Pickles video is easy, and will make many gay fags jizz their pants!

Steps

 * 1) Get Speakonia. Be sure to register it and download the Microsoft voices from the site. The Speakonia website is here. There is other Voices from the offical website download page
 * 2) Set the voice to Sam. Be sure to keep the volume at high, the pitch sounding as high pitched as possible (This will take some time with Microsoft voices), and the speed normal.
 * 3) Start typing in the box. The first words you must type are "Hello my name is Drew Pickles and today I am going to (Insert place name here)".
 * 4) After that, type "When I get to (place name), there will undoubtly be a long fucking line of" and then type a bunch of racial slurs (i.e. wiggers, spear chuckers, negros, big-nosed Jews with their enormous wads of money, and all those pretty colors of the racist rainbow: The More You Know)
 * 5) Then type "I will wait for (very short amount of time, i.e. 1 second), and then I will get really bored, so I will whip out my massive mastodonic 300 mile long (cock or pee pee pee penis), and start jacking off like"
 * 6) From here on, you can spam the box with random letters, but remember to include these three sounds:
 * 7) hahahaha - When Drew rapes someone
 * 8) glurglurglurglurglurglur - When Drew makes the person suck his cock
 * 9) soisoisoisoi - When Drew cums over the person


 * 1) Other, optional sounds include these:
 * 2) espspspspsp- When Drew pees on someone/thing
 * 3) poopoopoopoo- When Drew shits on someone/thing
 * 4) auyauyauyauy- Can be randomly inserted during rape or using things as dildos
 * 5) lublublublub- When Drew uses something as anal lube
 * 6) ohohawawohohawaw- When Drew uses something as a dildo
 * 7) After that, have Drew go to the place and rape random people and shove things up his ass. Comments you might want to incude;
 * 8) Using x as a dildo


 * 1) Also using y as dildos


 * 1) Using z as anal lube


 * 1) Suck my cock (before the glurglurglurglurglurglur sound)
 * 2) At the end of the video, make the manager come out of his office, and have Drew rape him. At the very end, type in "Holy shit/Wow/Oh boy, this all sounds (lots of swears) swell. I think I will go to (place) right now! Goodbye my swell faggots!"
 * 3) Export it as a Wave. (File - Export as Wave File)
 * 4) Open Paint, and paste a picture of the place.
 * 5) Paste a picture of Drew in the picture. Optional things include his (censored) cock.
 * 6) Open your video software (in this case, Windows Movie Maker)
 * 7) Put the picture of Drew and the Wave in a collection.
 * 8) Put the Wave first.
 * 9) Then put the picture of Drew in the top part.
 * 10) Drag the picture of Drew so it stays the same through the whole video.
 * 11) Export it as a video file.
 * 12) Upload it to YouTube
 * 13) Profit!
 * 1) Profit!