Big Macintosh

Big Macintosh (also known as Big F*gintosh) is a major member of the Barney Bunch. He was born on June 8, 1972. His favorite hobbies include of shoving apples up his *ss, and covering it in sh*t and use them like d*ldos. Sometimes, he allows Drew to have an apple *rgy with said apples. His best "mates" include Prince Blueblood and most of the males in MLP FIM and Equestria Girls. He's the g*y*st pony in the universe to ever exist. His s**t is the main ingredient for Big Macs. He has two (somewhat) unswell younger sisters (both of them are also M-san Bunch allies) that were forced to join the Fergo Bunch, because he needed some "peace and quiet". He is also a hardcore grunge fan who listens to Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Tad, and Soundgarden all day.