Pube Cookie Monster

P*be Cookie Monster is a member of The P*be Gang and the father of all of the P*bes. He was created by accident while Danny Cat is on the toilet. He first gave birth to P*be Muppet while watching Alvin and the Chipmunks; he was mad that Theodore and Eleanor were heteros*xual and kissing each other. He was so mad, that he had to take a sh*t in his bowl; after he took a sh*t, he was planning on eating it, but then he noticed a baby inside the bowl. P*be Cookie Monster named him P*be Muppet since Kermit was already taken. He went to a g*y hospital to examine P*be Muppet, and they told him that the rest of the babies who were coming out, he had to get surgery, because he was not allowed to have h*mos*xual satisfaction because of Danny Cat. The doctor also said that P*be Muppet or the rest of his children (that also includes the later P*be Fanboy, P*be Bird, and P*be Bunny as well) also could not have h*mos*xual satisfaction. When P*be Cookie Monster turned old, he had to go to a female nursing home, because the police and government would not let him go to a male nursing home to r*pe all of the old men there.