The Cream of Wheat Guy

The Cream of Wheat Guy is the f*ggot brother of Uncle Ben and also a member of The Barney Bunch. The Cream of Wheat Guy likes to make his Cream of Wheat from his c*m, and if you eat it you become g*y and start j*cking *ff to g*y p*rn. Unlike Uncle Ben, who was afraid to come out of the closet, The Cream of Wheat Guy is very flamboyant and has r*ped many men in public. He also likes to add his ball sweat into everything he eats and makes. Cap'n Crunch enjoys some of his Cream of Wheat when he is not in the mood for cereal. Ronald McDonald also approves of his g*y cooking and has let the Cream of Wheat Guy add many swell breakfast options to McDonald's h*mos*xual menu.