Tatewaki Kuno

Tatewaki Kuno-Pickles (b. January 18, 1979) is a member of the Barney Bunch and the adopted son of Drew Pickles. He is an extremely g*y samurai with a 280-mile long c*ck who loves to r*pe men and beat girls to death with his favorite d*ld*, which is a wooden kendo stick. He also loves to use razor-sharp katanas as d*ld*s, and he also likes to m*st*rb*te to the excruciating pain when the katanas cut his r*ct*m. He is also the reigning world champion of D*ld* Kendo, which is like regular kendo, but instead of using kendo sticks, you use d*ld*s, and instead of hitting your opponent with them, you f**k them in the *ss with them. He is also the D*ld* Kendo instructor at Drewland High School. He used to attend Furinkan High School in Nerima, Tokyo, Japan, until he got expelled for r*ping all the male students and killing all the females. P*ssed off by this, Kuno decided to take revenge on his idiotic Hawaii-obsessed father Principal Kuno by r*ping him in the *ss until he leaked sh*t all over the place, and by smacking his sister Kodachi to death with his d*ck. He then left Japan for Drewland shortly after that incident. While he was in Drewland, Kuno met Drew Pickles, and Drew, impressed by Kuno's g*yness, not only initiated him into the Barney Bunch, but also adopted him as his own son. Kuno also works part-time at McDonald's making ultra-swell p**py burgers and giving Ronald McDonald swell bl*wj*bs. His best b*tt-buddies are Ranma Saotome (male form only), Ryoga Hibiki (especially in his pig form so he can have b**st*al*ty with him), Mousse, Hikaru Gosunkugi, Yotaro (that's right, Kuno is a p*d*ph*le!), Pantyhose Taro, Bankotsu and Jakotsu (both from Inuyasha), and Keiichi Morisato. He hates Akane Tendo and the Pigtail Girl because they are females and he is g*y. The M-san Bunch has Wally Bear as their main rival to compete against Kuno in D*ldo Kendo, so that Kuno can be prepared for (flame) wars, enemies, and g*y s*x.