Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is super g*y, but only r*pes men on''' Friday the 13th. '''Jason prefers to shove his really sharp machete up EVERYBODY'S *ss (including his), regardless of gender. The reason he kills teens having s*x in the woods is because he hates people having str*ight s*x, and wants all the males for himself.