The Wiggles

The Wiggles are a group of four men who come from 240 B.C. Their real name is "The Four Wiggles of the G*ypocalypse", and only appear when Speakonialand is threatened, acting as goons to Drew Pickles. They are also in the Barney Bunch. They got the name "The Wiggles" for their elastic c*cks.

History
In 240 B.C, Jesus Christ's great-great-great-grandfather was a well-known g*y rights guy. His name was Mortimer Chef. He wanted to make a music group that was g*y and would last forever. So he got his friends Samuel Morana, Antoniass Land, and Jeffrey Obese. They changed their names to Murray Cook, Sam Moran, Anthony Field, and Jeff Fatt. However, they needed a name for their band. So they were having g*y s*x when they noticed their p*nises were like rubber, and kept wiggling. So they got the name "The Wiggles" from that. When they died, they went to g*y heaven, and became "The Four Wiggles of the G*ypocalypse.", and every 1751 years, they would be resurrected. The only thing that even poses a threat to the Four Wiggles of the G*ypocalypse are the Wiggles Puppets.

Greg Page
Greg Page, or Greg, is the man in the Yellow Shirt. He represents g*y music, such as Elton John or Justin Bieber. He got sick for a few years and was replaced by some f*g named Sam, but he came (lol came) back.

Anthony Field
Anthony Field, or Anthony, is the man in the Blue Shirt. He represents species who are pioneers in g*y rights, such as humans, equestrians, and the undead.

Murray Cook
Murray Cook, or Murray, is the man in the Red Shirt. He represents g*y p*rn, because he is the most famous Wiggle.

Jeff Fatt
Jeff Fatt, or Jeff, is the man in the Purple Shirt. He reprsents g*y s*x, because he is tired all the time. He is also related to Jeff the Killer.

Captain Featherd*ldo
Captain Featherd*ldo is a pirate who has a d*ldo made out of feathers.

Wags the G*y Dog
Wags the Dog is a furry dog who likes to f*ck Arthur and Buster Baxter.

Henry the Really G*y Octopus
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Joey the F*ggot Crab
A very g*y crab with two p*nies.

Paul the Swell Cook
The swell cook that helps The Wiggles make food, especailally c*m salad.

Music
The Wiggles are quite famous for their musical hits, which include "Hot S*x", "C*m Salad", "Big Red P*nis", and "F*ck Jeff's *ss". Their magnum opus is often considered to be "P*nis Melody ft. Jeff the Killer and Drew Pickles", which includes the following songs; #Hot S*x #C*m Salad #Point Your D*ldo #Big Red P*nis #F*ck Jeff's *ss #Slurp Up, Jeff! #Captain Featherd*ldo, Ahoy! #Captain Featherd*ldo's *rgy #Doo the Monkey.

M-san Bunch Status
For some "interesting" reason, all 4 of them are allies of the M-san Bunch. Their main b*tt buddies include Capt. Featherd*ldo and Henry the G*y Octopus.