Hank Hill

Henry Rutherford "Hank" Hill (b. April 19, 1957) is a member of the Barney Bunch. His B*tt Buddies are Dale Gribble, Buck Strickland, Bill Dauterive,  Jeff Boomhauer, and Kahn Soupanousinphone'''. ''' His c*ck is 89 miles long, despite having a narrow urethra. He lives with his l*sbian wife, Peggy Hill and his son, Bobby Hill, who is str*ight and h*mophobic. He was born from his g*y father who is now deceased, Cotton Hill, and his l*sbian mother, Tilly Garrison (formerly Hill). He likes to have foursomes in the alley with Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill, he also f*cks Kahn when no one is looking. When he is at Strickland Propane he f*cks every guy there including Buck Strickland, once a str*ight guy named Rich, a new worker for Strickland Propane kept telling everyone at Strickland Propane h*mophobic jokes, Rich is fired by Buck and is never seen again after Hank threatens to quit his job because the jokes were offensive to every g*y and l*sbian person who worked at Strickland Propane. Peggy Hill joined the Fergo Bunch, Bobby Hill joined the The Rusty Group, and who knows what happens to Luanne, she could be anywhere, maybe she's l*sb**n, maybe she's str***ht, maybe she's not even alive.