Drewland

Drewland is where The Barney Bunch lives, and is adjacent to San Francisco, California, South of Sawyera Arabia and south of Bettyland. Because of this, Drewland is responsible for at least 30% of San Francisco's gayness. Thanks to the Barney Bunch's orgies, it suffers from cum floods every day, and gay poopy faggots always come here for Drew Pickles' "special autograph". They also have unique animals.

National Anthem
O! say can you taste, by the dawn's early piss.

What so proudly we hailed, at the twilight's last orgy.

Whose long penis and two-ton testicles, through the perilous rape.

O'er the penises we watched, were so gallantly pissing.

And the piss' golden glare, the shit storms bursting in air,

Gave proof through the night, that my penis was still there.

O! say does that 300-mile-long cock yet wave.

For the land of the gay, and the home of the fags.

Locations
There is a Dildo Vault for Drew's dildis, but even with an obnoxious alarm that shouts "Someone is attempting to steal the dildis!" over and over, there are at least a couple successful dildo robberies. The Rusty Group stole the dildis from dildo vault and escaped to Sawyera Arabia sucessfully. Those that fail to rob the dildo vault are punished with a brutal ass raping. It should also be noted that this dildo vault contains approximately 69 swxtillion dildis. Drewland also has its own McDonald's, in which Ronald McDonald serves up his tasty poopy burgers as well as piss-fried pubic hairs and cummy McFlurries. They are really really tasty and swell!

There is also a bunker with a game room, it is the entrance to the Underground Barney Bunch Mansion, which is also their base of operations and will make an appearance in The Barney Bunch: The Quest for the Golden Dildo. Drewland also has "Barney's Penis World" a Colosseum where all their swell sports games and homosexual conventions take place. Drewland's sports teams include the Drewland Orgies in the NFL, the Drewland Boners in MLB, the Drewland Manfluids in the NHL, the Drewland Sex Niggers in the NBA, and the Drewland Testicles in MLS. You never get to see their swell games on TV due to the sexiness.

Drewland's home of President Drew Pickles is called the Swell House, the specific location where people come for Drew's "special autograph" The Swell house was constructed on June 10, 1969 and painted white like the United States' White House, but painted with the cum of the Barney Bunch.

In the main city, the Drewland Hospital for Gay Men sits between Manfluid Avenue and Blackbutt Boulevard. Lake Cum can be found miles away from the city.

Bakeries and Bars exist, like Dark Wizzerd's handshake bar.

Need something repaired? That's why Lou's magic wrench exists.

There is also the Drewland synagogue and church, run by The Conehead Groom and a guy in a cloak, (Danny Dingo.)

Like Gay Porn, Grunge, Punk, Ska, Reggae and Dubstep? Visit Drewsic Theater.

States
There are currently 69 states in Drewland. Here is a list of them (state capitals are in brackets):
 * Barneychusetts (Buttston)
 * New Fuck (New Fuck City)
 * Swelldiana (Dickapolis)
 * Illigay (Dickago)
 * Gayne (Arsefucker)
 * Penis-sylvania (Dicksburgh)
 * Penorsee (Assville)
 * Oklahomosexual (Faggot Gulch)
 * Asskansas (Little Cock)
 * Cockisiana (Drew Orleans)
 * Tex-Ass (Bummerillo)
 * Nirvana (Las Grungas)
 * New California (Sperm City)
 * Oregay (Buttland)
 * Pickles (Gayattle)
 * New Drewland (Drewland City)
 * Tailsedge (Ocean Town)
 * South Sawyera (Animal Crossing, twin city with Bikini Bottom, Sawyera Arabia)

History
In the year 1968, Drew Pickles moved to San Francisco so he could live in what he thought at first was the most homosexual city in the world. He was disappointed to see how the city really turned out as it was a very smug city, with a climate of smug all over the town. He also could not bear the fact that women were living in the city. Drew felt that he needed to create his own land to live on, outside of the United States. On July 3, 1968, he called the entire Barney Bunch to his journey to a new land on his penis ship. They swam out into the ocean from San Francisco until they found vast empty water to create new land on, which were created by huge loads of shit.

President Lyndon B. Johnson was not okay with the land being created by shit from the Barney Bunch, as well as the rest of the United States population. American and Sawyeric military troops were sent to arrest the Barney Bunch, but the barney Bunch fought back by raping all the soldiers and sending a wave of cum to wipe them all out. This led to a battle that lasted until June 9, 1969 when the Barney Bunch submitted the Declaration of Swelldepence, officially declaring Drewland an independent nation from a country that wanting nothing to do with them in the first place. As the founder of Drewland, Drew Pickles was chosen as the President, and Chaz Finster became the Vice President.

Invasion of Swellington
After Henry J. Waternoose and his homophobes bombed the second largest dildo factory in Drewland, this caused its economy to slow down. So this started a conflict between Drewland and Henry J. Waternoose. Then on July 3rd, 2012, Waternoose and his company Waternoose Incorporated invaded Swellington. The next day, Drew Pickles, Chaz Finster, and Barney announced that they would send over a thousand troops from their queer military to find their secret headquarters. Drew stated that the weapons have been improved, including an arsenal of cum cannons, poopy pistols, and spermthrowers.

Future
In 2052, the Barney Bunch merged the whole population of Drewland, including themselves in a machine in order to survive the plague known as the Gray Death.

In 2169 it was safe to un-merge the population, becoming independent again and continue with the regular life of the normal citizen. However, the Barney Bunch  had a space program going on. In 2269, Drewland developed a penis rocket that could take one to at least the closest Solar System in about 69 hours. The people of Drewland colonized many worlds and terraformed them, and making all the animals gay.

After colonizing many worlds in various solar systems, the Galactic Republic of Drewland was formed.