Alvin and the Chipmunks
Alvin and the Chipmunks are members of the Barney Bunch. Since they are in the Barney Bunch, they are the world's gayest chipmunk. The Chipettes are lesibian and Alvin, Simon, and Theodore hate it when you bring them up. They only pretended to like them to not make homophobes mad. Their best buddy is of course David Seville. Alvin likes to make David Seville mad because he rapes him when they're mad. They are also huge Grunge singers and even will also make Grunge Christmas songs.
- Alvin is the gayest of the three.