Chuck E. Cheese
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Chuck E. Cheese is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is a well renowned homosexual performer in Drewland and runs the business named after him to provide all the kids with pizzas topped with his dick-cheese and Drew's Poopy Pies. He is in a relationship with Helen Henny, Jr., though he only uses her as a human dildo, as he views smacking females to death to be overrated. He is currently a wanted criminal.
He was born with the name of Charles Edward Cheese. He was born on the same day as the ceremony for the driving of the "Last Spike" of the First Transcontinental Railroad.
When he was a kid, he liked his own man cheese. Eventually, he joined Barney's House of Homosexuals around his teen years, by then they were a small group consisting of only 9 people.
He was splashed with age freezing potion at age 50, and remains that way.
In 1975, he was chosen to be a mascot after Coyote Pizza's costume was actually a rat.