Dark Wizzerd (b. August 25, 1995) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He began working at McDonalds in 2011. He isn't as swell as other members, but he is still a swell Big Mac maker. He is also a very bright organism due to the fact that he has an IQ of 213. He might be small, but he is extremely strong. His best friend is Sir Grodus, leader of the X-Nauts, who live on a sexy ball in the sky, (AKA The Moon.) Dark Wizzerd's hands are in the shape of male genitals, which makes Grodus very horny. He also is the owner of Dark Wizzerd's handshake bar (the name is a super swell portmanteau of handjob and milkshake.). He is one of the trio of positive managers. He is also used as a toy by Stu Pickles, to rub his feet (Trust us, Dark Wizzerd hates this.). He is also used by other members of The Ketchum Klan. Despite this, he is an optimist.