Dr. Franken

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Dr. Franken, or Franky as he prefers to be called, is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is an extremely gay Frankenstein's monster who likes to go around Transylvania, London, Milan, New York, and Japan looking for male monsters to rape. He also likes to stick the bolts in his neck up his own ass like dildis. He has ten 60-pound testicles, as well as a 200-mile long green cock with bolts sticking out from the base of the head. These bolts can also shoot out electricity, making it useful for Dr Franken to knock out men with his cock like a stun-gun so he can anally rape their unconscious bodies. He also likes to build his own monsters from the body parts of the men he had raped and murdered, and he always has gay poopy buttsex with them afterwards. However, he never builds monsters from the body parts of women, since he is gay, and even the mere thought of breasts and/or vaginas sickens him. Dr Franken is also known for throwing whiny bitchy tantrums when he doesn't get buttsex. His best butt-buddies are Count Chocula, Lord Voldemort, Godzilla, Lurch from the Addams Family, Nemesis from Resident Evil, and Alucard from Castlevania. He has also fucked a lot of vampires, werewolves, zombies, skeletons, Frankenstein's monsters, ghosts, and many other male monsters. Of course, due to his extensive record of rape, Dr. Franken is a staple on the Nonsexist Bunch's blacklist.