Dr. Neo Cortex

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Dr. Neo Cortex
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Personal Information
Birthday: May 1, 1975 (age 40)
Zodiac: Taurus
Occupation: Scientist, pimp, radio station worker, alleged gay-basher
Residence: Rainbow Road
Orientation: Heterosexual
Groups: The Censored Bunch, The Rusty Group (formerly)
Origin: Crash Bandicoot

Not to be confused with Dr. Nerd

Dr. Neo Cortex is a member of the Censored Bunch and also a former member of the now-defunct Rusty Group. He is Boomerang Bro's best friend. He is also a big pimp. He is not to be confused with Dr Nerd. His girlfriends are Brooklyn Decker, Kate Upton, Ariana Grande, Selena Gomez, Hayden Panettiere, Leighton Meester, and Madison Riley. He was born on May 1, 1975. He worked at BOOM 990 until it fell down to Drewland. He now works at GRJ 853. He loved that unswell but gnarly Eurodance. In contrary to popular belief, he was not responsible for the Drewland High School Massacre on November 18, 2011. He is not to be confused with Dr. Nerd. He is actually enemies with Dr. Nitrus Brio and N. Gin. Rumor has it that he has had a fling with Evil Belldandy, but this has not been confirmed.