Edward the Gay Engine
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Edward the Gay Engine, better known as the Pedo-Train ("born" January 14, 1915), is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is an extremely gay steam engine with a 69-mile long funnel (which is actually his cock) who likes to fuck Thomas the Swell Engine in the ass in a choo-choo train position. He runs on Drew Pickles' shit and Guan Yu's splooge, instead of coal and water respectively. He is also a pedophile (hence his nickname, the "Pedo-Train") who enjoys giving little boys "free rides". Despite being an "ally" of the M-san Bunch, he is forbidden from attending their meetings, due to his pedophilia, which the MsB doesn't take kindly to.
His main job is to deliver dildis, butt-plugs, anal beads, penis pumps, Viagra, gay porn, anal lube, and other (gay) sex items to the other Barney Bunch members (including Robbie Rotten's anal lube), but he also serves as Drew Pickles' personal train, and he takes him to various places for gay orgies and rape sprees. He also enjoys running over women (who are untrusted MSB/LKK/NSB members, of course, though already placed on the blacklist) and homophobes.
His best butt-buddies are Thomas, Percy, James, Gordon, Henry, Toby, Duck, Donald and Douglas, Oliver, Devious Diesel, Smudger, The Little Engine That Could, Ernest the Engine, Ivor the Engine (his gay husband), Brewster from Chuggington, Railspike from Transformers (in his train form only), and Bessie from Chigley (who is actually a crossdressing male engine called Bertie).