George of the Jungle

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George of the Jungle (aka George of the Fucking Jungle) is a member of The Barney Bunch. He lives in the jungles of Drewland where he goes and rapes the male animals and eats their shit. He also likes to crash into trees because he thinks it's swell when the trees hit him in the ass. He likes to use elephant tusks, tops of trees, and torches as dildis.
George in the 1960's cartoon.
He has a few butt buddies like an ape named Ape (better known as Rape) and an elephant named Shep (better known as Shit). His job is to protect the wildlife of Drewland from poachers.
George when he first met Ape.

His theme song

George of the Jungle has his own theme song

Lyrics:

George, George, George of the Jungle, Gay as he can be.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa soi soi soi

Watch out for his cock

George, George, George of the Jungle, lives a life that's swell

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa soi soi soi

Watch out for his cock

When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape, with the help of his butt buddy, an ape named Rape

And away he'll schlep on his elephant Shit, while Drew and Barney are having sex, well...

George, George, George of the Jungle, butt buddies with you and me.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa soi soi soi

Watch out for his cock, watch out for his (ah, ha, soi) cock.

George, George, George of the Jungle butt buddy with you and me.