Glam metal

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Glam metal, also known as hair metal, is an evil genre that was shoved down the throats of many Drewlanders from the mid 1980s until 1991 when Nirvana released Nevermind. This genre is the most hated genre in Drewland history, probably because Ripper Roo thinks it's goofy, stupid, and like the metal version of eurodance. Ripper Roo tried to outlaw it so much (even before he came to Drewland) that it is banned for everyone to listen to it. If you play any glam metal song for even only a second, you will be deported out of Drewland and severely punished. If you play any glam metal song during a concert, you will be sentenced to life imprisonment without parole. If you escape, it's off to Ripper Roo's Lair, a place a lot deadlier than Hatty Hattington's place.

Basically, just know this: Don't listen to glam metal.

Glam metal bands and singers

The infamous and evil bands/singers involved with glam metal. If any of these bands get mentioned or played, a severe punishment will be given to the offender.

  • Winger
  • Van Halen
  • Poison
  • Def Leppard
  • Warrant
  • Dokken
  • Whitesnake
  • Lita Ford
  • Guns'n'Roses
  • Europe
  • KISS
  • Cinderella
  • Bon Jovi
  • White Lion
  • Great White
  • Mr. Big
  • Autograph
  • Damn Yankees
  • Skid Row
  • WASP
  • Twisted Sister
  • Ratt
  • Motley Crue
  • Vixen
  • Jim Gillette and NITRO