Guan Yu's swell face.
Guan Yu brandishing his mighty dildo Blue Faggot.
Guan Yu while receiving a blowjob from Lu Meng.
Guan Yu about to attack Danny Cat.
Guan Yu pissed off at homophobes.
Guan Yu about to get sucked off by Lu Meng.
This never happened.
Guan Yu about to mouth-fuck a male dragon.
Guan Yu riding his bike to Ned Flanders' house for rough gay poopy buttsex.
Guan Yu wearing his casual clothes.
Guan Yu screaming for penis in his mouth.
Guan Yu made out of shit.
Guan Yu trying to seduce Drew Pickles.
Guan Yu punishing his son Guan Suo for looking at straight porn.
Guan Yu showing off his super-sexy and ultra-swell beard.
Guan Yu as a furry.
Guan Yu looking kawaii-desu.
Guan Yu getting ready to jizz all over some enemy soldiers.
Guan Yu having a gay orgy with Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Ma Chao, and Huang Zhong.
"You better not be jacking off to straight porn, Guan Suo!"
Guan Yu as a gay pimp.
Guan Yu's reaction to lesbian porn.
18-year old Guan Yu, c.1970, when he enlisted during the Vietnam War.