Gyuki the Penis Boar
Gyuki the Penis Boar (pro. ghee-ooh-kee; born September 14, 1967) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is an extremely gay 15-foot tall wild boar demon with a 69-mile long cock who loves to smash the cocks of heterosexual men with his favorite dildo, which is a giant stone club, and to wallow in gigantic pools of his own shit. He also has four testicles. He was originally a member of the great demon Orochi's serpent army until he was kicked out for raping all the male officers in the ass and for smacking Da Ji to death with his gigantic cock and eating her bloody remains. Upset by this, Gyuki decided to travel to Drewland, where he met and befriended Guan Yu. Guan Yu then offered Gyuki a chance to join the Barney Bunch. Gyuki then agreed. Since that day, Gyuki has been an important member of the Barney Bunch, since he can keep women out of the bunch's swell orgies by smashing them to bloody pulps with his giant stone dildo and eating their remains, which saves Drew Pickles the trouble of having to smack them to death with his cock. Also, Gyuki serves as an M-san Bunch troop/security guard, should the Female/Nega M-san Bunch try to screw up their lives and/or rep. Gyuki's best butt-buddies are Dodomeki, Cottonmouth, Kiyomori Taira, Sun Wukong, Dong Zhou, Masamune Date, Fu Xi, Taigong Wang, Nezha, Guan Yu, Lu Meng, Zhang Fei, Xu Zhu, Lu Xun, Zhang He, Mitsuhide Akechi, Ujimasa Hojo, The Piggly Wiggly Pig, Piglet from Winnie the Pooh, Hamm from Toy Story, Napoleon from Animal Farm, Babe the Sheep-Pig, Oolong from Dragon Ball Z, Wilbur from Charlotte's Web, Spider Pig from The Simpsons Movie, and Pumbaa from the Lion King.