Keiichi Morisato

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Keiichi Morisato
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Personal Information
Birthday: April 24, 1987 (age 28)
Zodiac: Taurus
Occupation: Penis car mechanic, gay porn actor, grunge musician/songwriter
Residence: Drewland
Nationality: Japanese (birth), Drewish
Heritage: Japanese
Orientation: Homosexual
Groups: The Barney Bunch
Origin: Ah! My Goddess
Penis Size: 48 miles long

Keiichi "Gayichi" Morisato (pro. kay-ee-chee moh-ree-sah-toh; b. April 24, 1987) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is a very sexy gay mechanic who fixes the penis cars of the other Barney Bunch members. Many people in Drewland think his spiky black hair is sexy. He was a famous gay porn star in Drewland; he starred in his very first porno in 2001. He also likes shoving wrenchs, hammers, screwdrivers, and various other tools up his ass like dildis and masturbating to Ken dolls and GI Joe action figures (especially the homoerotic sailor Shipwreck). In contrary to popular belief, he is NOT the lover of Belldandy. He actually hates her guts, and he made her join the Betty/Fergo Bunch. In fact, Keiichi hates Belldandy so much, that if you mention her or the series she starred in (Ah! My Goddess), he'll get extremely pissed off to the point where he may actually murder you. He also hates Belldandy's sisters Urd and Skuld, and he made them join the Nega-Fergo Bunch and Betty Bunch, respectively. He additionally hates that nasty detestable gold-digging rich-bitch Sayoko Mishima (who doesn't?). When he is not busy fixing penis cars, he spends his free time writing and even performing super-swell grunge songs. Keiichi's best butt-buddies are Keitaro Urashima, Ranma Saotome (only in his male form), Yusuke Urameshi, Naruto Uzumaki, Ichigo Kurosaki, Ash Ketchum, Ray Kon (of the M-san Bunch, despite Ray being bisexual), Shinji Ikari, Guan Yu (since he fixed Guan Yu's bike many times), Beavis, and Kurt Cobain. He is also mutual friends with OVA Belldandy of the M-san Bunch (it's the real Belldandy he hates). He is also an employee at Lou's Magic Wrench as well as the shop teacher at Drewland High School.


Cumming soon...