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Barney Bunch. . He is the swellest musician to walk on planet Earth. He plays grunge music in Drewland and not only that, but he also changed Drewland's currency from US Dollars to Drewland dollars the day Nevermind was released sometime in late 1991. He then started making other songs and performing them in Drewland ever since he moved from Seattle to Drewland in 1989. His first album Bleach was released in Lou's Magic Wrench. He absolutely LOATHES hair metal, Eurobeat or anything related to the '80s, as well as Country-and-Western. His number 1 enemies are Eddie Van Halen, Boomerang Bro, and Cyndi Lauper. HE REALLY REALLY HATES THESE BAD CATS!!! Courtney Love then joined Waternoose Incorporated and became the first female ever to join. His daughter decided to join the The Betty Bunch. He also has a massive 6900 mile long cock he uses to smack Mario and Courtney Love with. Because Drew Pickles and Barney found out that in Aberdeen they are celebrating Kurt Cobain Day, many people from Aberdeen and Seattle wanted him to become from a major member to a main member. It happened indeed. His daughter, who is a Fergo Bunch member, ended up being depressed, so she decided to go to Antarctica where no one could find her. People thought he committed suicide and entered The 27 Club on April 5, 1994, but actually he didn't. He was just too busy with being swell. His albums were also way to swell to be renamed.