Lu Meng

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Lu Meng
Guan Yu! Come and suck my cock!
Personal Information
Birthday: May 16, 1967 (age 48)
Zodiac: Taurus
Occupation: Warrior, sex toy maker, grunge guitarist, gay porn actor, scat fetishist
Residence: Drewland
Nationality: Chinese (birth), Drewish
Heritage: Chinese
Orientation: Homosexual
Groups: The Barney Bunch
Relationships: Guan Yu (boyfriend)
Origin: Dynasty Warriors
Penis Size: 155 miles long

Lu Meng (pro. loo meng), also known as Toilet Meng, (born May 16, 1967) is a member of the Barney Bunch, along with being Guan Yu's boyfriend. He is an extremely gay Chinese strategist who loves to fuck Guan Yu and Lu Xun in the ass with his tiger penis-shaped spear and is always looking for brand new ideas and positions for gay orgies. He is also a sex toy maker who makes dildis, butt-plugs, male sex dolls, and other sex toys for the other Barney Bunch members, and he even works together with Dr. Robotnik to invent brand new kinds of sex toys to help make the BB's gay butt-sex orgies even sweller. He gets his nickname "Toilet Meng" not only because his family name [Lu] is pronounced the same as "loo" (a slang word for toilet), but also because he loves to eat the shit that comes out of Zhang Fei's ass and have Cleveland steamers performed on him on a regular basis. Of course, due to his vomit-inducing scat fetish, the Nonsexist Bunch would never allow him satisfaction, let alone affiliation. Currently, his best butt-buddies are Guan Yu, Lu Xun, Zhang Fei, Dong Zhuo, Ujimasa Hojo, Mitsuhide Akechi, Gyuki the Penis Boar, Dr. Robotnik, Bubibinman, Smudger, and the Engineer. He also replaced Heishiro Mitsurugi as the guitarist of Blame!.


  • Lu Meng uses fecal matter to provide power to his computer.
    • How he has done this still remains unknown, seeing as only he has the patents.
  • Lu genuinely wants to become an ally of the Nonsexist Bunch.