Martin Ssempa may seem homophobic but he is actually gay and a member of The Barney Bunch. He likes to eat Da Poo Poo and encourages people to eat poop so that they can become gay. He likes to eat it on an Ice Cream cone and then lick da poo poo. He will eat da poo poo on everything, including his candy. He also likes to lick da poo poo out of a man's anas (spelled like that on purpose, because that's the way he says it).