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The Medic is a member of the Barney Bunch. His b*tt buddies include Heavy, Spy, Scout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Engineer, Sniper, and his dove Archimedes. He loves to give pr*state exams, but not for cancer chek ups. He uses his Medi Gun as a d*ldo, and when he uses it on other people to increase their h*rniness. He never got his medical license beacuse when he was at medical school, he was alawys j*cking *ff and r*ping the men in school, so he was kicked out. When operating on people with an open chest, he likes to break out pieces of their rib cages to use as d*ldos. He also loves to torture str*ight men by keeping their living severed heads in a refrigerator and forcing them to bl*w him. He also likes money, to the point where he shoves it up his *ss.