Michael Rosen

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Michael Rosen
Michael Rosen.jpg
Michael Rosen's creepy-ass smile
Personal Information
Birthday: May 7, 1946
Age: 71
Zodiac: Rooster
Occupation: Poet, writer, pedophile, murderer
Residence: Drewland
Nationality: British (birth), Drewish
Heritage: British
Groups: The Nonsexist Bunch

Michael Rosen is a former member of the Friendship Enforcers. He has since joined the Nonsexist Bunch.

His hatred of the Speakonia gay groups began when Betty DeVille smacked his son Eddie to death with her 700-ton titties, though they passed his death off as the result of a deadly strain of bacteria that had breached the defences of the 6ft 4in teenager, and caused blood poisoning.

He was respoinble for the deaths of many, many Speakonia gay group members. (List here: Michael Rosen/List of Speakonia Gay Group Members He Killed)

SheZow and Inspector Gadget arrested him at a Panu-Panu burger shop run by Kid Vid, called "Kid Vid's Shit Burgers", run out of a old Burger King, selling the same exact menu items. He managed to escape.

Later on, he was arrested again by Gadget alone at a Sonic Drive-In in Drew City (the first one in Drewland after the country pulled their 30-year old ban on it and allowed a franchisee from Texas to open up shop in Drewland in a former KFC establishment)