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Morten (aka Morten the G*y) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He, like typical Barney Bunch members use many items as d*ld**s. He originally came from Denmark and decided to have a p*n*s farm growing in Southern Drewland. He also has p*n*s farms in Denmark and Norway. He speaks and understands English very well, so watch out about what you say! He puts paper bags over heads of h*m*ph*bes, females, st*****ts, bis, etc. He got kicked out along with Hans Christian Andersen from Denmark and both of them went to Drewland. His date of birth is unknown, but it is likely to be sometime in the mid 1990s.