Parker Dinkleman

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All God's creatures, fresh off the grill...

Parker Dinkleman is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is an extremely gay fry cook that works at McDonalds. He used to work at Mr Meaty, however, he got fired because he kept raping Josh Redgrove in the ass. His favorite butt-buddies are Ronald McDonald, SpongeBob SquarePants, Drew Pickles, Squidward Testicles, and the Grimace. Parker loves having gay orgies with them, especially at McDonalds. Whenever they have gay butt-sex, it sounds exactly like "hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha" and then they cum an ocean of semen like "soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi". Parker also loves eating shit burgers and using his spatula as a dildo. His cock is 400,000 inches long