Patrick Star

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Patrick Star
Patrick Star.png
The Inner Machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Personal Information
Birthday: February 27, 1986 (age 29)
Zodiac: Pisces
Occupation: Gay porn actor, children's entertainer, drummer, foot fetishist, pastor of the Church of Wumbology
Residence: Bikini Bottom, Drewland
Nationality: American (birth), Drewish
Heritage: Irish
Orientation: Homosexual
Groups: The Barney Bunch
Relationships: SpongeBob SquarePants (husband)
Origin: SpongeBob SquarePants
Videos: 190
Penis Size: 169 miles long

Patrick Star (b. February 27, 1986) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He's the universe's gayest starfish. His best butt buddy is SpongeBob SquarePants. Not many people know this, but he is actually very smart. You might see him as a dumb character in some Spongebob episodes, but he is actually a genius. He actually lives next to the Barney Bunch mansion. He also has a one-tooth phase, which many people find sexy.


  • One of Patrick's favorite hobbies is drumming, and he showcases his abilities in the SpongeBob episodes Band Geeks, Krabby Road, The Camping Episode, etc.
  • In 2003, Patrick formed his own religion, Wumbology, and serves as the pastor of The Church of Wumbology. There are reportedly around 200 members of the religion.
  • Patrick is also a fan of the YouTube Poops of SpongeBob, which he calls "flattering".

Patrick Star's swell gallery