Pipistrello (born: June 9, 1978) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He works at McDonalds since 1995, making him one of the most swell employees who ever stepped foot in a Drewland McDonalds. He is also a guard in Drewland. When he licks someone's an*s, or anywhere else, blood gets all over the place, he eats that too. It's not sick or gross, it's actually in his nature, since he's a bat. Fun fact: Pipistrello is actually Italian for bat. He also has bowel issues, hence why he constantly sh*ts and farts. He has a recipe for Crispy bat wings.