Priapus is a member of the Pickles family and the great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great- (x69) grandfather of Drew Pickles, Danny Cat, Stu Pickles, Chaz Finster, and Ching Chong Chu. Little is known about him, other than he was a Roman god with a huge cock and that he was the earliest known member of the Pickles family. He was born on January 5, 1169 BC. He was said to be one of the gayest people to ever live in ancient times. He also has three testicles and a mastodonic 300 mile long cock like Drew Pickles. There is a possibility that he might have given the trait of a 300 mile long cock to Drew Pickles.