Ren and Stimpy

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Ren Höek and Stimpson J. Cat are members of the Barney Bunch. They are best b*tt buddies with each other, but Ren is always on top. They like to live in swell places like a hobo's mouth and a spitoon, and they love to eat other people's vomit. They have six kids, which are all living pieces of sh*t (literally) with sh*tcorns for eyes. They are all boys, since Dr. Mr. Horse gave them a choice of gender. One time they planned to f*ck each other for Christmas, and Drew Pickles wanted to join them. They tried to escape from him, but later learned they could not escape from him and accepted the fate of a three-way. After their three-way, Drew Pickles allowed Ren and Stimpy to join the Barney Bunch.
How Ren and Stimpy saw a log.