The Rock Biter

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"It looks like a big, good, strong cock, doesn't it?"

The Rock Biter, better known as The Cock Biter, ("born" 67,000,000 BC) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is a 50-foot tall pile of Barney's fossilized shit with a 270-mile long cock and he likes to shove rocks up his ass like dildis, and have gay poopy buttsex with his "wife" (who is actually a crossdressing man). He also likes to ride around Fantasia on his giant stone bike looking for fantastic creatures to rape. He gets his nickname The Cock Biter due to the fact he often bites onto people's cocks while giving blowjobs. His best butt-buddies are Bastian, Atreyu, Artax, Falkor the Fuckdragon, Gmork, Grograman, Engywook, and Bark Troll.