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Scorch (b. January 21, 1982) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is one of the only winged beasts that live in Drewland. He has the most testicles out of all Drewlanders. He has twenty-eight testicles! His cum actually got sprayed in all of the pools and lakes (besides Lake Cum) in Drewland. He works at McDonalds and is one of the swellest cooks in all of Drewland. Many people also thought that he was a member of the Censored Bunch. The rocket on top of him is the dildo he likes using the most, it is also the biggest dildo in Drewland. He bought it for half of his current Drewland Dollars. Hayden Panettiere and Danny Cat tries to brainwash him with a bunch of hair metal and Cyndi Lauper, but Scorch just ignores it and listens to all the grunge he wants to listen to.