Simba

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Meet the gayest lion among Drewland soil.

Simba (The Lion King 2 version in particular) is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is known as the gayest lion in the universe, despite once being in love with Nala, his 'ex-wife'. He used to love her, but he left her for Clifford the B.I.G. [Boner-Inducing Gay] Red Dog, his favorite butt buddy who isn't from Disney.

Trivia

  • Simba is one of the only feral lions in the Barney Bunch.
  • Simba is turned on by most animals, except for humans, due to the furries who draw porn of him.
    • Speaking of which, he dislikes porn.
  • Simba's goal is to have sex with his father, who is neither gay nor into incest.
  • Simba loves his father more than anything in the world: even his dad being bi!