Sniper

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The Sniper is a member of the Barney Bunch. His butt buddies include Heavy, Spy, Scout, Pyro, Soldier, Medic, Demoman, and Engineer. He likes to give surprise cum-shots to anyone from The Barney Bunch he sees within a distance. His favorite beverage is "Jarate", which is actually his own urine in a jar. He came from Australia, where he always performed actions of beastiality with koalas, dingos, platypuses, and kangaroos, including the pimpin' Danny Dingo! Sniping down M-san Bunch enemies is his part-time job, with his main job being a long distance-themed Barney Bunch guard (his sniper rifle's there as well).

Quotes

  • "Wave goodbye to your anal innocence, wanker!"
  • "Thanks for bending over, wanker!"
  • "Be polite, be efficient, and have a plan to rape everyone you meet."
  • "Where'd I get you that time? The bum-hole? The mouth? I'm losing track."
  • "Here's a touchin' story. Once upon a time you got raped and I lived happily ever after. The end."
  • "Stupid bloody homophobes!"
  • "Homophobes, bloody useless!"

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