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The Soldier is a member of the Barney Bunch. He is b*tt buddies with Heavy, Scout, Spy, Pyro, Medic, Engineer, Demoman, and Sniper. He loves to use his bazooka as a d*ldo. He is very agressive when giving b*tts*x to others, and sometimes kills those who(m) he f*cks. If he kills them, he keeps their severed head to practice bl*wjobs with. When he is denied an *rgy, he gets angry and turns into his alter-ego, Painis Cupcake. As Painis Cupcake, his catch phrase is "I am Painis Cupcake, I will r*pe you," then attacks people with a brutal *ss r*ping, then he eats them. Painis Cupcake is believed to be one of the most powerul r*pists to ever exist. Could he possibly be as powerul as Pennywise the Clown and/or Drew Pickles?