SpongeBob SquarePants

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SpongeBob SquarePants
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I'll have you know that Drew Pickles raped my bum-bum for 15 hours, and I only cried for 69 minutes.
Personal Information
Birthday: July 14, 1986 (age 29)
Zodiac: Cancer
Occupation: Gay porn actor, children's entertainer, pedophile, stalker
Residence: Bikini Bottom
Nationality: American
Heritage: Norwegian
Orientation: Homosexual
Groups: The Barney Bunch
Relationships: Patrick Star (husband)
Origin: SpongeBob SquarePants
Videos: 1000000+
Penis Size: 300 miles long
SpongeBob (b. July 14, 1986 - d. March 11, 2014) was a member of the Barney Bunch. His real name, in fact, is Robert Hans Skjonsby. He was the world's gayest sponge and he liked to rape Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, Mermaidman and BarnacleBoy, Manray, Plankton, and his snail Gary. He had a 300 mile long cock that's as soft as Ernie's "rubber ducky". He hated Sandy Cheeks and Mrs. Puff, so he made them join The Fergo Bunch. He claimed that his holes "came" from Drew Pickles. Either that, or ????? got kinky with dildis around SpongeBob. He also liked to have male Jellyfish to sting him to feel the swell pain. He died on March 11, 2014. On May 28, 2014, Ripper Roo stated that the cause of death could be suicide and if it was a murder rather than suicide, Boomerang Bro was to be responsible for the possible murder. It was found out to be a murder on June 5, 2014 and the DNA was tracked to that of Danny Cat's. Danny Cat got extreme brutal ass raped by Drew Pickles and Danny Cat almost died. Spongebob was then reincarnated as ScumBob Fagpants, who is the one who airs from Season 6, and onwards.

Trivia

  • Accord to Hanataro Yamada of the M-san Bunch, SpongeBob terrifies him.

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