Tao Pai Pai
Tao Pai Pai (born February 6, 1950) is a member of the Barney Bunch and one of Drew Pickles' right-hand men. He is a gay Chinese assassin who murders heterosexuals, homophobes, and women when Drew orders him to. It costs $69,000 to hire him to kill homophobes. He also serves as Drew's bodyguard and he is always there to protect Drew from enemies such as the Pube Muppet, Fatty Bear, Hayden Panettiere, Dr. Neo Cortex, Danny Cat, and many more. His best butt-buddies are General Blue, Vegeta, Frieza, Android 17, and Majin Buu.