Teddy Ruxpin

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Teddy Ruxpin
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"Can you and I be butt buddies?"
Personal Information
Birthday: September 1985
Age: 31
Zodiac: Rooster
Occupation: Gay porn actor, children's entertainer, adventurer
Residence: Drewland
Nationality: Grundo (birth), Drewish
Heritage: Grundo
Orientation: Homosexual
Groups: The Barney Bunch
Relationships: Grubby (boyfriend), Mother Goose (foot pleasure slave)
Origin: Teddy Ruxpin toys
Videos:  ???
Penis Size: 69 million acres long

Teddy Ruxpin is a really really really gay toy bear who likes to fuck Chuck E. Cheese and Billy Bob in their assholes and have gay sex.

He has a slave, called Mother Goose, who is in the Ketchum Klan.


How he and Grubby were created

In 1985, Drew Pickles decided that he wanted to create his own gay poopy faggot humanoid teddy bear and a butt buddy octopede with his then-gay poopy faggot brother Stu. They thought of creating clones of him aswell to sell to kids in places like Walmart, K-Mart, RadioShack, Child World, and Toys "R" Us. So, they grabbed a teddy bear and a dead caterpillar and threw them in the same blender used to create the Wiggles, and as they were blending they jacked off their cocks and blew their love mayonnaise into the blender, then they got Willio and Phillio's sperm samples from the sperm bank, as well as a couple other random sperm samples, and then they got home and poured them all into the blender as well as the teddy bear and dead caterpillar and Drew and Stu's cum, and a huge explosion of poopy and semen, which measured on the Richter scale, came from the blender and then, the best friends known as Teddy Ruxpin and Grubby were born. They then introduced themselves in this way: "Hello my good men, I am Teddy Ruxpin. Would you like to be my friend?" and then Grubby said: "And mine too?" and so Drew and Stu agreed and then, all 4 of them engaged in a super motherfucking huge orgy.