The Loch Ness Monster

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The Loch Ness Monster is a member of The Barney Bunch. He's a very ancient member of The Barney Bunch. He was the only surving pleisosaur when all of the other pleisosaurs and other giant sea reptiles went extinct. He decided to be very gay when he could not find other pleisosaurs so during the Eocene period he settled in Scotland where he'd remain for a few milleniums. During the Pliestocene Era, he liked to rape the male Mammoths that came near the loch. He has had many sighting all over Loch Ness but he later went to Drewland and lived in all of the Rivers and Lakes in Drewland. Drew even made a replica of Loch Ness with introductions of the animals that are native to Loch Ness. He also likes to rape male visitors and smack the female visitors with his 200 mile long cock and he takes the men and kills the women whenever someone has sex on the beach, because he wants all of the men for himself.  His favorite butt buddies are Bigfoot, The Yeti, and famous Movie Monsters.