The Shuttershock Hipster
The Shuttershock Hipster (b. September 12, 1970) is a member of the Barney Bunch. His stupidity started as early as 1988, when he decided to drop out of college and join frat parties. Because he drank too much, he started developing dementia in the early 90s. He joined the Barney Bunch in 2008 after suffering persecution during the 90s and the early to mid 2000s due to his obnoxiousness towards others. He is a total idiot, as his IQ is only 12 and he does certain things because they are considered ironic. The M-San bunch even refuses to make him an ally due to his stupidity, annoyingness, and him doing things differently (he is a "nonconformist").