The Taboo Market Industry

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The Taboo Market Industry (often abbreviated to as the TMI; commonly nicknamed "Totally Misanthropic Idiots", "Twats, Morons, & Idiots", and/or "Too Much Information" by the M-san Bunch) was an enemy of both the Barney Bunch and the M-san Bunch (including the latter's branches). They were a group full of sadistic scum who had a mixed bounty on Speakonia characters (some were worth as little as $100, while M-san Bunch Herrs/Fraus, Drew Pickles, Robin Hood, Pennywise the Dancing Clown, and the Blastoise/Charizard duo could go for up to 1,000,000,000GBP). The system worked like this; your maximum payment varied from rank to rank. Interestingly, this group wasn't "universally recognized" until about about 50 years after it formed in 1964, around the time Lillian of the Arcanine Family was born. Thankfully, the TMI was "driven out of business" in June 2014, when First Herr of the M-san Bunch finished off its last remaining five members, on his own. The group was disbanded by the Straight King on September 30, 2014.

Maximum Payment Rate

  • S rank: 1,000,000,000GBP
  • A+ rank: 100,000,000GBP
  • A rank: 10,000,000GBP
  • A- rank: 1,000,000GBP
  • B rank: 100,000GBP
  • C rank: 10,000GBP
  • D rank: 1,000GBP
  • F rank: 100GBP

Members

Active Members

N/A

Deceased Members

  • Arca (Took over as leader of the TMI after usurping and murdering Madame Medusa. Also a member of both the Nega M-san and Misandry Bunches. Killed by First Herr.)
  • Ravana (Sita Sings The Blues) (Killed by First Herr.)
  • Cruella de Vil (101 Dalmations) (Killed by First Herr.)
  • Bora (Fairy Tail) (Taken out by First Herr.)
  • Rukia Kuchiki (Bleach) (Struck down by First Herr's Crush Blitz Virus.)
  • Heihachi Mishima (Tekken) (Defeated by Neji Hyuga and Lei Wulong.)
  • Nack the Weasel (a.k.a. Fang the Sniper) (Sonic) (Stopped by both "Fiōné" and Zaku Abumi.)
  • Judge Claude Frollo (The Hunchback of Notre Dame) (Died of a heart attack.)
  • Stromboli (Pinocchio) (Taken out by Seto Kaiba and his wife.)
  • Ryder White (Dead Island) (Also a member of the Misandry Bunch. When "avenging" Android 18, his paralyzing bullets missed 100% of the time upon fighting First Herr.)
  • Madame Medusa (Rescuers) (Betrayed and murdered by Arca on April 15, 2014.)
  • The Coachman (Pinocchio) (Killed by First Herr on April 13, 2014.)
  • Jack Krauser (Resident Evil 4) (Killed by Second Herr on April 13, 2014.)
  • Syndrome (The Incredibles) (Killed by Fur Herr on April 13, 2014.)
  • Sosuke Aizen (Bleach) (Taken out by First Herr.)
  • Skuld (pronounced skoold) (Ah! My Goddess) (Defeated by First Herr.)
  • Android 18 (Dragon Ball Z) (She wanted to kill her brother, but was infected by a virus First Herr summoned from Blitzkrieg's Bankai.)
  • Nero (pronounced knee-row) (Rescuers) (killed by Kenpachi Zaraki)
  • Brutus (Rescuers) (Got to Sawyera, but got spotted and "pillared" to death by Melee Falco.)
  • Lady Tremaine (Cinderella) (Struck down by OVA Belldandy's "Shugo Tenshi Tengoku-no-Ha".)
  • Yzma (pronounced eez-mah) (The Emperor's New Groove) (Almost killed Lord Voldemort, but was killed by Guan Yu.)
  • Sideshow Bob (The Simpsons) (Accidentally killed himself while attempting to kill Shunsui Kyoraku with a grenade.)
  • Hades (pronounced hay-deez) (Hercules) (Arguably the second most powerful member. He tried to kill First Herr and OVA Belldandy, but was defeated by Shunsui Kyoraku and Ikaruga, who used their combined attacks to incapacitate and decapitate him, respectively.)
  • Arnold Ernst Toht (Indiana Jones) (Incinerated by the Charizard Duo's combined Blast Burns.)
  • General Plastro (Army Men) (Attempted to rape and kill Orihime Soletta with Cecil Clayton, but was crushed by Renji Abarai's "Hihio Zabimaru".)
  • Cecil Clayton (Tarzan) (Attempted to rape and kill Orihime Soletta with General Plastro, but was struck down by Second Herr's "Fumetsu Zantetsuken".)
  • Mr. Snoops (Rescuers) (Decapitated by Izuru Kira.)
  • Gideon (Pinocchio) (Died of alcohol poisoning, courtesy of Shunsui Kyoraku.)
  • Percival C. McLeach (Rescuers Down Under) (Captured by Second Herr and executed by First Herr.)
  • Oogie Boogie (The Nightmare Before Christmas) (Burned to death by Obito Uchiha's Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu.)
  • Shan Yu (Mulan) (He managed to defeat Lei Wulong, but was cut down by Roy before he had the chance to kill Lei.)
  • Joanna (Rescuers Down Under) (Burned alive by Sailor Mars.)
  • Kaa (The Jungle Book) (Formerly a member of the the Barney Bunch until he was lobotomized into becoming a misanthrope and betraying the BB by The Straight King. Attempted to eat the original Belldandy, but was killed by Second Herr. His skin was later used to make a pair of high heels as a gift for Orihime Soletta.)
  • Commander Jabsco (Fallout 3) (Also the leader of Talon (pro. tell-lun) Company. Incinerated by Sailor Mars' Mars Flame Sniper.)
  • Elmer Fudd (Disarmed, defeated, and captured by Shuhei Hisagi. Committed suicide during his imprisonment.)
  • Moon Man (Apparently the weakest member. Killed by Second Herr.)

Defeated by Travis Touchdown

  • Vaas Montenegro (Farcry 3)
  • Hody Jones (One Piece)
  • Jafar (Aladdin)
  • Shang Tsung (Mortal Kombat)
  • The Baroness (GI Joe)
  • Queen Narissa (Enchanted)
  • Haido (Naruto Movie 2)
  • Salt-Upon-Wounds (Fallout New Vegas)

Former Members

  • Honest John/ J. Worthington Foulfellow, co-founder (Pinocchio) (Left after Sosuke Aizen perished, believing that Arca was the last powerful member.)
  • Arlong (One Piece) (Betrayed the TMI and joined the M-san Bunch.)
  • Judge Doom (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?) (Betrayed the TMI and joined the M-san Bunch.)
  • Gaston (Beauty and the Beast) (Dismissed after losing both his arms to Melee Sheik, while dying from hunger and dehydration shortly after.)
  • Doctor Facilier (The Princess and the Frog) (Dismissed after being defeated by Ray Kon and having his magic sealed away by OVA Belldandy.)
  • Magica de Spell (DuckTales) (Joined the M-san Bunch after being forced to give up her misanthropy by Second Herr and Mariah Wong.

How you "Sell your Soul to the Devil"

  • First off, anti-bisexuality is mandatory.
  • You must kill anyone who is on the bounty list that you encounter, male or female.
  • Lack philandry and/or philogyny, especially the former, if you don't want other TMI members killing you.
  • Be comfortable with handling lifeless corpses.

What were They After?

Basically, these guys/gals are hunting for many things, such as:

  • Money
  • Jewelry
  • The bodies of M-san/Barney Bunch members, allies, etc.
  • Philandrists
  • Philogynists
  • Bisexuals (usually outside of the TMI)
  • Homosexual males
  • Heterosexual women

Affiliations

Who were on the Blacklist?

  • Governor Ratcliffe and his pet canine (they are bisexual Barney Bunch members)
  • Captain Smith (M-san Bunch member)
  • Pocahontas (Lady Kluck Klan member)