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This is the swell timeline that mostly consists of the Barney Bunch's members and history!
- 13,798,000,000 BC
- Maynard James Keenan is born.
- 69,000,000 BC
- Barney the Dinosaur is born.
- 67,000,000 BC
- Barney takes a gigantic shit, which later becomes the Rock Biter.
- 65,500,000 BC
- Barney gets a boner so huge, it collides with an asteroid that crashes into Earth bringing the extinction of all other dinosaurs. Barney launches himself to Pluto to be frozen.
- 200,000 BC
- Robin Hood is born.
- 240 BC
- The Wiggles are formed.
- 1 AD
- Barney is thawed by aliens, whom he rapes to death. He then returns to Earth on a spaceship.
- June 2 - The Twisted Candy Viking is born.
- December 23 - The Twisted Candy Viking dies from AIDS, syphilis, herpes, and gonorrhea.
- Hugo is "born".
- January 13 -The Quaker Queer is born.
- October 12 -Martin Cucumber is Born
- November 12 -Martin Cucumber moved to the new country, where he fucked every male on the ship.
- The Quaker Queer takes a journey to Greenland to freeze himself.
- September 13 -Christopher Cucumber is born.
- March 9 -The Painters blueprints are made.
- May 3 - Sebastian Cucumber is born.
- June 10 - George Cucumber is born.
- February 21 - Martin Cucumber dies.
- November 8 - Danny Cat, Sr. is Born
- June 8 - Anya Cat is Born
- April 8 - Christopher Cucumber dies.
- August 20 - Sebastian Cucumber dies.
- August 26 - Danny Cat, Sr. and Anya Cat is married.
- October 25 - Andrew Pickled Cucumber is born.
- March 6 - George Cucumber dies.
- December 26 - John Pickles is born.
- November 13 - Reginald Pickles is born.
- May 26 - The American Jizzle War begins
- June 18 - The Pubic Hair Puppet is accidentally shot, had his dick amputated, and died of pnuenomia.
- December 21 - The American Jizzle War ends. Wing-Wong Wu dies because of the Pubic Hair Puppet's redneck cousin.
- November 1 - Arnold Pickles is born.
- November 8 - Danny Cat is born.
- September 15 - Andrew Pickled Cucumber dies.
- August 24 - Sawyer Cat is born.
- January 14 - John Pickles dies.
- January 14 - Edward the Gay Engine is "born".
- July 17 - Reginald Pickles dies
- February 1 - Lou Pickles is born.
- December 23 - Sue is born.
- August 13 - Ujimasa Hojo is born.
- October 17 - Dong Zhuo is born.
- Lou Pickles gets injured in WWII, sent to a hospital, and brainwashed to be straight by Sue.
- Lou Pickles marries Sue
- August 14 - Miriam Fletcher is born.
- August 15 - Ulfric Stormcloak is born.
- June 12 - Guan Yu is born.
- July 3 - Charlotte is born.
- May 1 - Ned Flanders is born.
- January 9 - Severus Snape is born.
- August 8 - Buggy the Clown is born.
- March 16 - Captain Jack Sparrow is born.
- November 9 - Ripper Roo is born.
- June 24 - Chaz Finster stars in "Jailhouse Fuck".
- July 29 - Drew Pickles starts a career in the gay porn industry.
- September 14 - Gyuki the Penis Boar is born.
- April 30 - Drew Pickles moves to San Francisco.
- July 3 - Drew Pickles and the entire Barney Bunch create Drewland from huge loads of shit.
- September 4 - President Lyndon B. Johson and Sawyera Arabia declares war on Drewland.
- June 9 - The Declaration of Swelldependence is submitted, decaring Drewland an Independent country. Drew Pickles becomes president, and Chaz Finster becomes Vice President.
- June 10 - The Swell House is constructed in Drewland as the home of President Drew Pickles.
- Drew Pickles stars in his most successful porn film, "Cocksuckers From the Soviet Union".
- July 20 - Arnold Pickles dies from a stroke when jizzing to the Apollo 11 landing.
- June 18 - Drew Pickles starts a career as a stripper.
- March 10 - Mitsuhide Akechi is born.
- July 28 - Forenzik is born.
- March 2 - Ching Chong Chu is born.
- November 8 - Danny Cat Jr.'s first album, Story of Robin Hood's Life Released.
- June 6 - Dick Pickles is born.
- March 20 - The Painter IS ALIIIIVE.
- May 18 - Jens Bergensten is born.
- June 1 - Markus Persson are born.
- March 31 - Drew Pickles marries Charlotte.
- January 4 - The Wiggles are resurrected.
- February 3 - Angelica Pickles is born.
- August 11 - The Drew Pickles shows airs on Nickelodeon, greatly edited and renamed "Rugrats".
- September 24 - Probably the biggest day in Drewland history. Kurt Cobain releases "Nevermind" and changes the Drewland currency from dollars to Drewland Dollars.
- December 24 - Dick the Clown and the Quaker Queer meet the Barney Bunch at a Christmas '91 party.
- March 11 - The Honorary Award is added to the Squirties.
- June 6 - Screw Pickles is born.
- January 6 - Drew Pickles is charged with child abuse and child endangerment.
- January 11 - Ripper Roo meets up with the Barney Bunch for the first time. Even though he was one of the first members, he is not in the "main seven" category.
- March 1 - Angelica Pickles is taken away from her home by Child Protective Services.
- Febuary 7 - The Quaker Queer is fired from his job.
- April 16 - Best New Actor is added to the Squirties.
- June 20 - Ampharos is born.
- December 30 - The Pube Muppet stars in his first video.
- January 14 - Skipper Roo gets sentenced to public hanging and is charged with multiple counts of murder and robbery
- January 18 - The Las Grungas Massacre.
- February 16 - The Rusty Group/Rusty and Rosy and Friends is formed.
- April 16 - The Aussie Posse is formed.
- The Twisted Candy Viking is revived.
- July 21 - Drew Pickles rapes a mad scientist and cums into a cloning machine, creating Drew Dickles.
- August 5 - Barney is fired for raping everybody.
- August 25 - Drew Pickles and Barney establish the Barney Bunch.
- December 4 - Drew Pickles retires from stripping.
- June 26 - Ronald McDonald reveals the secret ingredients to his food.
- March 17 - Drew Pickles goes to the Netherlands and meets the Royco Cup-a-Soup Guy.
- February 10 - Drew Pickles dies from a skydiving accident and goes to Hell for a life of raping people, and later brought back to life on Earth.
- December 29 - Drew Pickles is caught sneaking in an "illegal" dildo at a private nightclub in Amsterdam
- March 15 - Drew Pickles confirms that his penis is infinitely long.
- March 19 - Drew Pickles initiates Ed, Edd and Eddy into the Barney Bunch
- July 21 - Drew Pickles is reported to have raped Gerald McBoing-Boing and iChancerocks95 in San Francisco.
- August 25 - The Barney Bunch celebrates its 5th Anniversary.
- January 1 - The Endermen are born.
- April 1 - Drew Pickle's charges from Gerald McBoing-Boing and iChancerocks9 are dropped.
- May 2 - Drew Pickles and the US Forces invade Osama Bin Laden's hideout, where they kill Osama and Drew rapes his dead body.
- The Straight King is fired from Burger King.
- November 11 - Forenzik dies.
- November 18 - The Drewland High School Massacre.
- January 23 - Drew Pickles goes to the Republican Florida Primary Debate, where he rapes Rick Santorum and takes his place in the debate.
- April 10 - Drew Pickles goes to North Korea
- April 25 - Forenzik is confirmed to be a distant relative of the Pickles family.
- MiklosMac begins his attempt to dominate the Barney Bunch.
- May 9 - Drew Pickles goes to Japan where he meets Kagamine Len and Kaito.
- May 23 - Waternoose Incorporated is formed.
- June 10 - Henry J. Waternoose bombs the second largest doldo factory in Drewland.
- July 3 - Henry J. Waternoose and Waternoose Incorporated attack the city of Swellington
- July 16 - MiklosMac rises to power in dominating the Barney Bunch.
- July 17 - MiklosMac brings himself to his own downfall.
- December 21 - Drew Pickles goes to the Mayan pyramids in Chichen Itza, where he raped the Mayan Gods to death, thus preventing the Apocalypse.
- 2013 (Where the Barney Bunch gets more help, yet even more enemies!)
- April 2 - The M-san Bunch, one of the Barney Bunch's most notorious allies, get their own wiki.
- 'April 8' - Drew Pickles and Guan Yu smack Margaret Thatcher to death with their cocks.
- May 17 - The Rusty Group plans to ruin The Barney Bunch's 10th year celebration on 8/25/2015.
- August 5 - The Barney Bunch got a super swell wiki!
- September 18 - The lesbian version of the M-san Bunch gets a Speakonia video.
- September 24 - Tivoli of Drewland is destroyed.
- October 5 - Danny Cat and his minions destroyed one of Drewland's city
- RPR 960 is destroyed.
- October 10 - Conehead Groom uploads his 1st video, out of hiding.
- October 14 - Robin Hood defeats The Rusty Group.