Timeline

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This is the swell timeline that mostly consists of the Barney Bunch's members and history!

Prehistoric Times

  • 13,798,000,000 BC
  • 69,000,000 BC
  • 67,000,000 BC
    • Barney takes a gigantic shit, which later becomes the Rock Biter.
  • 65,500,000 BC
    • Barney gets a boner so huge, it collides with an asteroid that crashes into Earth bringing the extinction of all other dinosaurs. Barney launches himself to Pluto to be frozen.

Ancient Times

  • 200,000 BC
  • 240 BC
  • 1 AD
    • Barney is thawed by aliens, whom he rapes to death. He then returns to Earth on a spaceship.

Medieval Times

  • 878
  • 934
    • December 23 - The Twisted Candy Viking dies from AIDS, syphilis, herpes, and gonorrhea.
  • 1407

17th Century

  • 1666
  • 1696
    • October 12 -Martin Cucumber is Born

18th Century

  • 1712
    • November 12 -Martin Cucumber moved to the new country, where he fucked every male on the ship.
  • 1720
    • The Quaker Queer takes a journey to Greenland to freeze himself.
  • 1723
    • September 13 -Christopher Cucumber is born.
    • March 9 -The Painters blueprints are made.
  • 1745
    • May 3 - Sebastian Cucumber is born.
    • June 10 - George Cucumber is born.
  • 1765
    • February 21 - Martin Cucumber dies.
  • 1773
    • ​November 8 - Danny Cat, Sr. is Born
  • 1775
    • ​June 8 - Anya Cat is Born
  • 1789
    • April 8 - Christopher Cucumber dies.

19th Century

  • 1800
  • 1810
    • October 25 - Andrew Pickled Cucumber is born.
  • 1834
    • March 6 - George Cucumber dies.
  • 1835
    • December 26 - John Pickles is born.
  • 1855
    • November 13 - Reginald Pickles is born.
  • 1861
  • 1863
    • June 18 - The Pubic Hair Puppet is accidentally shot, had his dick amputated, and died of pnuenomia.
  • 1865
    • December 21 - The American Jizzle War ends. Wing-Wong Wu dies because of the Pubic Hair Puppet's redneck cousin.
  • 1885
    • November 1 - Arnold Pickles is born.
    • November 8Danny Cat is born.
  • 1899
    • September 15 - Andrew Pickled Cucumber dies.

20th Century

1900's

1910's

1920's

  • 1923
    • July 17 - Reginald Pickles dies
  • 1925
    • February 1 - Lou Pickles is born.
    • December 23 - Sue is born.
  • 1926

1930's

1940's

  • 1941
  • 1943
    • Lou Pickles gets injured in WWII, sent to a hospital, and brainwashed to be straight by Sue.
  • 1947
    • Lou Pickles marries Sue
  • 1948
    • August 14 - Miriam Fletcher is born.
    • August 15 - Ulfric Stormcloak is born.
  • 1949

1950's

  • 1950
    • February 6 - Tao Pai Pai is born.
    • March 28 -The Painter's head is created.
    • May 6 - Pawyer Cat is born.
    • October 23 - Stu Pickles is born.
    • October 23 - Sue Pickles dies.
  • 1952
    • June 12 - Guan Yu is born.
  • 1953
    • July 3 - Charlotte is born.
  • 1954

1960's

  • 1960
    • January 9 - Severus Snape is born.
  • 1963
    • August 8 - Buggy the Clown is born.
  • 1965
    • March 16 - Captain Jack Sparrow is born.
  • 1966
    • November 9 - Ripper Roo is born.
  • 1967
    • June 24 - Chaz Finster stars in "Jailhouse Fuck".
    • July 29 - Drew Pickles starts a career in the gay porn industry.
    • September 14 - Gyuki the Penis Boar is born.
  • 1968
    • April 30 - Drew Pickles moves to San Francisco.
    • July 3 - Drew Pickles and the entire Barney Bunch create Drewland from huge loads of shit.
    • September 4 - President Lyndon B. Johson and Sawyera Arabia declares war on Drewland.
  • 1969
    • June 9 - The Declaration of Swelldependence is submitted, decaring Drewland an Independent country. Drew Pickles becomes president, and Chaz Finster becomes Vice President.
    • June 10 - The Swell House is constructed in Drewland as the home of President Drew Pickles.
    • Drew Pickles stars in his most successful porn film, "Cocksuckers From the Soviet Union".
    • July 20 - Arnold Pickles dies from a stroke when jizzing to the Apollo 11 landing.

1970's

  • 1971
    • June 18 - Drew Pickles starts a career as a stripper.
  • 1972
    • March 10 - Mitsuhide Akechi is born.
    • July 28 - Forenzik is born.
  • 1973
    • March 2 - Ching Chong Chu is born.
    • November 8 - Danny Cat Jr.'s first album, Story of Robin Hood's Life Released.
  • 1974
  • 1979
    • March 20 - The Painter IS ALIIIIVE.
    • May 18 - Jens Bergensten is born.
    • June 1 - Markus Persson are born.

1980's

1990's

  • 1991
    • January 4 - The Wiggles are resurrected.
    • February 3 - Angelica Pickles is born.
    • August 11 - The Drew Pickles shows airs on Nickelodeon, greatly edited and renamed "Rugrats".
    • September 24 - Probably the biggest day in Drewland history. Kurt Cobain releases "Nevermind" and changes the Drewland currency from dollars to Drewland Dollars.
    • December 24 - Dick the Clown and the Quaker Queer meet the Barney Bunch at a Christmas '91 party.
  • 1992
  • 1994
    • March 11 - The Honorary Award is added to the Squirties.
    • June 6 - Screw Pickles is born.
  • 1997
    • January 6 - Drew Pickles is charged with child abuse and child endangerment.
    • January 11 - Ripper Roo meets up with the Barney Bunch for the first time. Even though he was one of the first members, he is not in the "main seven" category.
    • March 1 - Angelica Pickles is taken away from her home by Child Protective Services.

21st Century

2000's

2010's

  • 2010
    • March 15 - Drew Pickles confirms that his penis is infinitely long.
    • March 19 - Drew Pickles initiates Ed, Edd and Eddy into the Barney Bunch
    • July 21 - Drew Pickles is reported to have raped Gerald McBoing-Boing and iChancerocks95 in San Francisco.
    • August 25 - The Barney Bunch celebrates its 5th Anniversary.
  • 2011
    • January 1 - The Endermen are born.
    • April 1 - Drew Pickle's charges from Gerald McBoing-Boing and iChancerocks9 are dropped.
    • May 2 - Drew Pickles and the US Forces invade Osama Bin Laden's hideout, where they kill Osama and Drew rapes his dead body.
    • The Straight King is fired from Burger King.
    • November 11 - Forenzik dies.
    • November 18 - The Drewland High School Massacre.
  • 2012
    • January 23 - Drew Pickles goes to the Republican Florida Primary Debate, where he rapes Rick Santorum and takes his place in the debate.
    • April 10 - Drew Pickles goes to North Korea
    • April 25 - Forenzik is confirmed to be a distant relative of the Pickles family.
    • MiklosMac begins his attempt to dominate the Barney Bunch.
    • May 9 - Drew Pickles goes to Japan where he meets Kagamine Len and Kaito.
    • May 23 - Waternoose Incorporated is formed.
    • June 10 - Henry J. Waternoose bombs the second largest doldo factory in Drewland.
    • July 3 - Henry J. Waternoose and Waternoose Incorporated attack the city of Swellington
    • July 16 - MiklosMac rises to power in dominating the Barney Bunch.
    • July 17 - MiklosMac brings himself to his own downfall.
    • December 21 - Drew Pickles goes to the Mayan pyramids in Chichen Itza, where he raped the Mayan Gods to death, thus preventing the Apocalypse.
  • 2013 (Where the Barney Bunch gets more help, yet even more enemies!)
    • April 2 - The M-san Bunch, one of the Barney Bunch's most notorious allies, get their own wiki.
    • 'April 8' - Drew Pickles and Guan Yu smack Margaret Thatcher to death with their cocks.
    • May 17 - The Rusty Group plans to ruin The Barney Bunch's 10th year celebration on 8/25/2015.
    • August 5 - The Barney Bunch got a super swell wiki!
    • September 18 - The lesbian version of the M-san Bunch gets a Speakonia video.
    • September 24 Tivoli of Drewland is destroyed.
    • October 5 - Danny Cat and his minions destroyed one of Drewland's city
    • RPR 960 is destroyed.
    • October 10 - Conehead Groom uploads his 1st video, out of hiding.
    • October 14 - Robin Hood defeats The Rusty Group.