Big Macintosh

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Big Macintosh (also known as Big Fagintosh) is a major member of the Barney Bunch. He was born on June 8, 1972. His favorite hobbies include of shoving apples up his ass, and covering them in shit and using them like dildos. Sometimes, he allows Drew to have an apple orgy with said apples. His best "mates" include Prince Blueblood and most of the males in MLP FIM and Equestria Girls. He's the gayest pony in the universe to ever exist. His shit is the main ingredient for Big Macs. He has two (somewhat) unswell younger sisters (both of them are also M-san Bunch allies) that were forced to join the Fergo Bunch, because he needed some "peace and quiet". He is also a hardcore grunge fan who listens to Alice in Chains, Nirvana, Tad, Soundgarden, Mudhoney, Soakism, The Village Boiz, and Blame! all day.