Dick the Clown

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Dick the Clown
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Personal Information
Birthday: January 3, 1953 (age 62)
Zodiac: Capricorn
Occupation: Clown, Vice Chairman of McDonald's, children's entertainer, gay porn actor, rapist, pedophile
Residence: Drewland
Nationality: American (birth), Drewish
Heritage: Irish, Polish
Orientation: Homosexual
Groups: The Barney Bunch
Origin: Shock painting
Penis Size: 225 miles long

Richard Cockschlong Peepee "Dick the Clown" McDonald (b. January 3, 1953) is a major and main member of the Barney Bunch, and the brother of Ronald McDonald and Gymbo the Swell Clown. The full picture of him can be found in various videos on YouTube. His cock is 225 miles long (despite appearing much smaller in his photo). Also, Dick is sometimes paired up with other clowns (i.e. YouTube suggestions, gay porn, etc.)

Biography

Dick the Clown was born on January 3, 1953. His parents were relatively poor and Dick had a very sad life. However, at the age of 6 he ran away to live at the circus. He soon found his destiny, and worked as a clown for years. He first realized he was gay when he was 12 years old, when practicing an act with the ringmaster. From that day on, every night Dick tried hard to find a man who would love him, and he would rape his fellow clowns in between circus shows. Then, a miracle happened in 1994. Drew Pickles and Barney the Dinosaur went on a date to the same circus Dick worked at. Once the show was over, Drew and Barney met Dick. So after 4 hours of hardcore sex, Drew and Barney asked Dick if he wanted to live with them and Ronald McDonald. However, Dick refused and returned to his circus duties. About six weeks later, Dick was fired once his boss found out that Dick raped the male trapese artist and was eating feces from the elephant cages. So soon after, Dick decided to live with Drew, Barney, and Ronald, which helped form The Barney Bunch. He started working at McDonalds in 1997, around the time when Ripper Roo met Drew Pickles.