Kipland Philip Kinkel, also known as Kip Kinkel or Kippy Dickel (born August 30, 1982) is an autist and a member of the Barney Bunch. He, like Caillou, is a crybaby, so he is known to act up and to temper tantrums, such as shooting up a school and killing his parents. He was initially a secret member of the Trench Coat Mafia, talking with Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold with the use of IRC chat. While having a talk with Eric Harris, he mentioned about potentially "setting a new high score" at his high school. Eric Harris advocated in it, and helped young Kippy gather everything that he needed to set his new swell high score. On May 20, 1998, after feeling like a pile of shit from getting expelled for bringing in a stolen handgun to school, he killed his parents, chillaxed, and played the famous Liebestod from the famous 1859 drama Tristan und Isolde by Richard Wagner. While playing the song on his stereo, he felt very confident about killing others, stating that "he hears voices in his head" and that "he has to kill people".
The night passes, and young Kippy had a strange dream about hearing voices in his head. He is in fact an oracle for what is going to happen eleven months later with his IRC chat butt buddies, putting on his trench coat and wielding a gun. As he made it to Thurston High School, he felt butthurt enough to release the fury of 69 suns and shoot his peers, killing two of them.
Six hours later, he was put in handcuffs, and had the pessimism about failing to achieve the new high score. In 2013, however, Dylan B. Klebold finally freed him from his jail cell and offered him to work at Burberry's Drewland for $420.99 an hour.
Kippy - Kipper the Dog?
There is a very high chance that Kippy may be the actual Kipper the Dog. 1982 happens to be the year of the Water Dog, making Kippy's Chinese Zodiac sign a dog. Additionally, both of them seem to have the same ears, the same hair color, and three testicles.
Kippy Peanut Butter
On November 10, 1999, he got sentenced to 111 years in prison without the possibility of parole. Fortunately, on December 25, 1999, Ripper Roo gave Kippy the best Christmas present ever, which was to break free from prison and go to Drewland where he has resided ever since. Afterward, Kippy made his own peanut butter company exclusive to Drewland known as Kippy Peanut Butter.