Sawyera/Government

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The Sawyera Government is independently ran by The M-san Bunch. The reason is that said Bunch had conquered it. How does it work? Well, let's start with the basics:

Government Body

Template -> Status: Main/back-up (sometimes the other way around)

  • King: Fur-sauna/M-san
  • Queen: Sawyer Cat/Ginger
  • Prince: AssKicker77/OVA Keiichi
  • Princess: Orihime Soletta/OVA Belldandy
  • Prime Minister: Raikou
  • Deputy Prime Minister: "Sue"/Seductive Lucario
  • Secretary: Clarisse the Cat
  • Supreme Court Head: OVA Urd
  • Treasurer:
  • Commander of the Armed Forces: Zaku Abumi

Guidelines, including the Punishment(s) for Crimes

  • Sexual intercourse with incompatible sexual orientations (i.e. "Drew Pickles -> Ginger <- M-san]], or Miyu Lynx -> OVA Belldandy); deportation or execution, depending on who's involved.
  • No currency is needed nor allowed.
  • Each establishment must have a "mating office", along with three male, female, and unisex bathrooms per floor.
  • Philandry and philogyny are mandatory to participate in M-san/Nonsexist Bunch meetings, with the latter being optional for MsB meetings, but highly recommended.
  • Any spokesman/spokeswoman of a business cannot have his/her name on the Nonsexist Bunch's blacklist; otherwise he/she will be fired.
  • If there is a penis pump outside of the Bathmate brand (or manufactured by someone who doesn't work at the M-san Bunch Laboratory or Cornelius' Electronic Farm), it will be confiscated and destroyed, no exceptions!
  • There shall be neither orientation/religion/race-based segregation nor women's only establishments; no exceptions!
  • In order to be a resident, you MUST be an M-san/Nonsexist Bunch member/ally in order to live here as long as you wish.
  • Visitors from other countries may live in a "vacant" house for up to 10 days, but once a month. You shall be responsible for a lost item(s), assuming you're going to take a risk.
  • The only legal place to sell alcohol is the M-san/Nonsexist meetings.
  • If someone outside of the M-san/Nonsexist Bunch/TVLF can't be identified as a male/female, he/she/it/etc. will be deported, then banned from entering again. Second violation results in damnation via soul banishment.
  • If a female outside of the MSB/NSB/LKL/TVLF, lesbian(s), homophobe(s) who is against homosexual males, and/or an M-san Bunch enemy/ies is spotted on Sawyera premises, he/she will be either executed, have his/her eyes gouged out and then skull-fucked by the Sheriff of Nottingham and Nega-Satan at the same time, or deported if said enemy/ies survives either one (or both) of the former-most fail to kill said violator.
  • Treason: Results in execution by decapitation.
  • Condoning misandry/racism: Eyes gouged out, then Jesse Wheeler rips your organs out while you're being skull-fucked by the Sheriff of Nottingham and Nega-Satan.
  • If you lie about your age prior to sexual intercourse (i.e. claim you're 23, yet actually 17, or vice versa), you shall be executed if you got someone falsely accused of statutory rape and/or executed; once again, no exceptions.
  • Slander: If you survive cremation from Obito Uchiha, First Herr, Ginger, and Sailor Mars, it's off to Robin Hood's Theater.
  • Libel: (see Slander)
  • Opposing male homosexuality: Deportation.
  • Opposing philandry: Execution by hanging.
  • False rape accusation(s): You'll be executed, no exceptions. This includes claiming rape if you have sex while you're drunk, because you still have a say in whether or not you want to have sex while being drunk. It's your responsibility for being a drunkard, so be careful!
  • Underage drinking: Suspended from MSB/NSB meetings until your 21st birthday.
  • Underage marriages are illegal, and those who perform underage marriages will be executed.
  • If a female resident turns out to be a lesbian instead of bisexual, regardless of the Bunch she's in, she will be executed immediately.
  • Supporting misandric hate groups (i.e. Arachnophobia): Execution by being hanged, drawn, and quartered, and the violator's head put on public display.
  • Supporting the Ku Klux Klan, Black Panther Party, and/or any other racial hate group: Execution by hanging.
  • Supporting the Westboro Baptist Church and/or any other Christian Fundamentalist group: Execution by crucifixion.
  • Supporting Al Qaida and/or any other Islamic terror/extremist group: Execution by decapitation, and the violator's body fed to pigs.
  • Being a fanboy/fangirl/non-tame fan: 65 years of solitary confinement at Purgatory Island.
  • If a male/female is "circumcised" without his/her explicit consent, the "surgeon" will be executed, while the circumcised individual will have his/her genital(s) restored to the state before said "circumcision".
  • The age of a preteen minor is 0-12, while the age of a teenage minor is 13-18.
  • The age of consent is 18 for sexual intercourse and marriage, while the drinking age is 21.
  • Those who are confirmed to be guilty of statutory rape are completely banned from this land. This also includes any participant(s) among underage sex. If both people are under 18, both of them will be banned.
  • Pedophilia (sexual intercourse with minors age 0 to 12), ephebophilia (sexual intercourse with minors age 13 to 17), pornography featuring minors (age 0 to 17), lolicon, and shotacon are completely outlawed. Those who are guilty of any of these five loathsome actions are executed.
  • Inbreeding (heterosexual incest) and lesbian incest are banned; no exceptions.
  • Gay incest (male-on-male) isn't banned, as long as "she-male" siblings aren't involved.
  • All female-on-female pornography is banned; no exceptions.
  • Threesomes (one male, two female, or one female, two male) are allowed.
  • Orgies w/o a male are forbidden.
  • People who hate all members of The Barney Bunch are forbidden from living in Sawyera.

Banned Businesses, Brands, Bunches, Klans, People, etc.

  • (see M-san Bunch Enemies)
  • The Misandry Bunch
  • The Betty/Fergo Bunch
  • The Ketchum Klan
  • The Benny Bunch
  • The Real Bunch
  • Arachnophobia
  • Most Barney Bunch enemies
  • Friar Tuck
  • Arachne
  • Millie Tant
  • Sayoko Mishima
  • Leftists R Us
  • Waternoose Incorporated
  • The Ku Klux Klan
  • The Black Panther Party
  • The Westboro Baptist Church
  • Al Qaida
  • PETA
  • The Thalmor
  • Talon Company
  • Most Screw Pickles minions
  • James Rolfe (his characters) and Mike the Coward Matei
  • Burger King
  • Justin Bieber (he lacks philandry)
  • Rebecca Black (In 2011, "Friday" had even more dislikes than "Baby" by Justin Bieber.)
  • Taylor Swift
  • Carrie Underwood (If you ever defend/support her, you'll be drowned by Aquarius)
  • Rhianna
  • Beyonce (If you ever defend/support her, Fur-sauna will bite your head off, no exceptions.)
  • Pink (Blacklisted by the M-san Bunch not only due to evidence of misandry in her songs, but also because Pink herself is a lesbian. If you ever defend/support her, chances are you'll be hung.)
  • GWAR
  • Lean Muscle X
  • Ripped Muscle X
  • Nitro Blast
  • Mojo Magnum
  • Grow XL
  • Blast XL
  • Core Cutter Plus
  • Xanogen
  • HGH Factor
  • Nitro Blast X
  • Nitro Pump XL
  • Virility Cock Growth
  • Extreme NO
  • Hard Knight
  • Nitro Pump XL
  • Magnum Plus
  • Toby Keith
  • Dean Martin
  • Hayden Panettiere
  • Yilvis