Screech's Secret Sauce
Screech's Secret Sauce was a Drewland culinary masterpiece created in 1992 by Screech. It is made out of Slater's shit, Zack's piss, red spray paint, Drewland dollars, and has the essence of Barney's farts. The secret sauce could be ordered by calling 555-"mmmm", or could be at your local McDonald's. It was highly appraised and recommended by Ronald McDonald and The Quaker Queer!
- In a Singonia by MisterBoners, this may be referenced in the lyric: "...Or maybe you can taste the "Secret Sauce" on the Big Mac"